I, Criminal Mastermind!

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Fame! Fortune! Powers! You name it, Metas can have it in less than what it takes you to spell their name. You just need a System and bam! You're swinging sky-crappers around and kicking villain (or Hero) asses, with the medias licking your boots and your excessively cringeful name going down on history, for better or for worse.

Oh, but there's a catch. You have to be the lucky one in two thousand.

Lawrence is as far from lucky as one can be. He's no Meta. He can't spit freezing fire from his mouth, summon adorable monstrosities or make people hallucinate with his eyes. He is nothing but a freelance programmer, one whose life has been full of boredom and luck (i.e. lack thereof). He couldn't care less about the world of superpowers, as long as it stay away from his life...

But of course, that's not going to happen...

BE WARNED!!! This is a parody on the supervillain sub-genre, with a lot of dad jokes, bad puns and a knack for ridiculousness. So expect lots of that. Oh, and cookies. Can't forget the cookies!

Story really starts boiling around 15-20 chapters so stick around and see before making a judgement. Please?

Current Volumes:

Volume 0: The Lost Chapters (Dropped Old Version)

Volume 1: I, Criminal Mastermind: Origin

Volume 2: I, Criminal Mastermind: How To Tame your Minions

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Latest release - ch. 44.0
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I, Criminal Mastermind! 44 Chapter 44: "The heroic villain" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 43 Chapter 43: "Floating... away... Wait, is he getting closer?!" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 42 Chapter 42: "Man with a plan... Hopefully " RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 41 Chapter 41: "What a blasting presentation!" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 40 Chapter 40: "Do NOT rub this side!" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 39 Chapter 39: "Vigilantes" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 38 Chapter 38: "The shirt doesn't make the Mastermind: the Mastermind puts on the shirt" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 37 Chapter 37: "Tun tun tun tururuntun ♪, tun tun tun tururuntun ♪... Under pressure ♪" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 36 Chapter 36: "Where negotiations turn into one-sided demands" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 35 Chapter 35: "Power of conviction and it's many effects on people" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 34 Chapter 34: "Jean Gallutneck's internal (and external) rambling." RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 33 Chapter 33: " Talk softly and carry a big drill" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 32 Chapter 32: "The battle best fought is the one your foes... are overpowered by a single girl" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 31 Chapter 31: "Pestilentem nidum" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 30 Chapter 30: "The fools" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 29 Chapter 29: "One problem after another" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 28 Chapter 28: "Brother bonding...?" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 27 Chapter 27: "The beansprout has grown?" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 26 Chapter 26: "How to forge your sword (II)" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 26 Chapter 26: "How to forge your blade (II)" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 25 Chapter 25: "How to forge your blade (I)" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 25 Chapter 25: "Where a fight breaks out between a panther and a bear" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 24 Chapter 24: "Where experimentation leads to a painful but desirable result" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 24 Chapter 24: "Forge Craft Online" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 23 Chapter 23: "Furryball" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 23 Chapter 23: "Where the gentleman rescues the damsels in distress" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 22 Chapter 22: "Strategical meeting (III)" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 22 Chapter 22: "Where a due explanation is given" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 21 Chapter 21: "Trojan horse" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 21 Chapter 21: "Where the Cookie Monster Attacks" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 20 Chapter 20: "Can't you see? There's madness in my eyes!" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 20 Chapter 20: "Where Mikaella Brown knocks on Heaven's Doors" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 19 Chapter 19: "Where a Spark is born from pain" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 19 Chapter 19: "Family" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 18 Chapter 18: "Where things escalate too quickly" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 18 Chapter 18: "Strategical meeting (II)" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 17 Chapter 17: "Strategical meeting (I)" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 17 Chapter 17: "Where time goes by between cheese and threats" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 16 Chapter 16: "...And the Devil joins them" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 16 Chapter 16: "Where the story is resumed in a very short chapter" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 15 Chapter 15: "A strange man with strange tastes" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 15 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 15 Chapter 15: "Where Lawrence begins moving, clenched teeth… and a foot in the gutter" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 14 Chapter 14: "Shopping for the Absolute Triad" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 14 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 14 Chapter 14: "Where everything is blown to pieces" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 13 Chapter 13: "The conspiracy" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 12 Chapter 12 + 1: "Where the author doesn't mind the unlucky number, and Mikaella steals the spotshado RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 12 Chapter 12+1: "Where the author doesnt mind the unlucky number, and Mikaella steals the spotshadows" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 12 Chapter 12: "Where they enjoy themselves in a quiet, dark place" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 12 Chapter 12: "Know yourself, know the enemy, and you shall extort your way out of all battles" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 12 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 12 Chapter 12: "The conspiracy" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 12 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 12 Chapter 12: "Criminal Mastermind vs. Hellbent, Dominating World" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 12 Chapter 12 + 1: "Unlucky" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 11 Chapter 11: "Machete Time" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 11 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 11 Chapter 11: "Where the tragicomic tale of Mikaella Brown is told" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 11 Chapter 11: "Talk softly and carry a big drill" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 10 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 10 Chapter 10: "Research, Reflect and Rest" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 10 Chapter 10: "Shock and Awe" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 10 Chapter 10: "Where Lawrence almost gets diabetes, for more than one reason" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 9 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 9 Chapter 9: "Doing it with two people is very exhausting" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 9 Chapter 9: "Where reflections are made, and a potential fire is started" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 9 Chapter 9: "Broken" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 8-2 Chapter 8: "The Master Plan, Part 2" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 8 Chapter 8: "Interrogation Interrupted" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 8 Chapter 8: "Where a conversation goes by between drinks, promises, and… cookies?" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 8 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 7-1 Chapter 7: "The Master Plan, Part 1" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 7 Chapter 7: "How they met their Nightmare" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 7 Chapter 7: "Where a brilliant observation is made" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 7 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 6 Chapter 6: "Chasing a meeting" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 6 Chapter 6: "Where Lawrence is completely misunderstood? (This is how being a rom-com prota feels) RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 6 Chapter 6: "That which lurks in the darkness" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 6 Chapter 6: "That which lurks in the darkness" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 6 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 5 Chapter 5: "Team expansion" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 5 Chapter 5: "All's well that ends in hell" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 5 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 5 Chapter 5: "Where Lawrence thinks about his future… and an old lady beats him at weightlifting? " RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 4 Chapter 4: "Overthink Exploit" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 4 Chapter 4: " Unparalleled Beerholding Minion" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 4 Chapter 4: " Unparalleled Beerholding Minion" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 4 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 4 Chapter 4: "His minion, best fridge ever" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 4 Chapter 4 (Rewritten): "Where Lawrence finds his little piece of heaven" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 4 Chapter 4: "Where Lawrence finds his little piece of heaven" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 3 Chapter 3: "Rules" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 3 (Rewritten) Chapter 3: "Where the nightmare prophesizes..." RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 3 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 3 Chapter 3: "Show 'em who's in charge" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 3 Chapter 3: "Where the nightmare prophesizes..." RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 2 Chapter 2: "Fast progress!" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 2 (Rewritten) Chapter 2: "Where we suffer the Melancholy of Lawrence Lakewood" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 2 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 2 Chapter 2: "Adopting... Sort of?" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 2 Chapter 2: "Mind's eye" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 2 Chapter 2: "Where we suffer the Melancholy of Lawrence Lakewood" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 1 Scribble Hub
I, Criminal Mastermind! 1 Chapter 1: "Surprise, surprise, and once again, surprise!" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 1 (Rewritten) Chapter 1: "Where nothing interesting happens until author says something suggestive" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 1 Chapter 1: "Surprises, like bills, just keep billing..." RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 1 Extra Chapter 1: "Going on a... date?" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 1 Publicly Accessible Information - 1 RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 1 Chapter 1: "Where nothing interesting happens until author says something suggestive" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 1 Chapter 1: "Calm down, oh restless crave" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! 1 Being the Third Wheel Mob in a Rom Com Isn't That Bad, After All --- Pilot 0-1: Elevator RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! Announcement RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! Prologue RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! Prologue RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! Prologue: "It's Show Time!" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! Epilogue "And thus, the red curtains raise…!" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! (Rewriten) Chapter 0: "Prologue" RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! Announcement (Again?) RoyalRoadL
I, Criminal Mastermind! Chapter 0: "Prologue" RoyalRoadL