Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy]

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How much would you have to drink to save your donkey from skyrates?*

*Skyrates are just like pirates, except they're in the sky.

Sir Broderick is a man on a mission—catch the low-down skyrates that stole his beloved donkey Assafrass.

Yes, Assafrass. Not a typo.

His biggest obstacle?

Himself. And the Royal Gourd, who are convinced that he is a skyrate.

To be fair, it's mainly Pamela that thinks that. But she's too busy drawing everyone naked to focus on anything else anyway.

Luckily, Sir Broderick has a couple of tricks up his sleeve, like the gender-swapping ways of spell-happy Dr. Krumbunculus and the brazen enthusiasm of his old school mate, Biscuit Pisser (don't ask about the name).

Know how much you'd have to drink yet?

Hey. I was going to ask that. And what's more, I really don't appreciate all these emboldened second person POV sentences you keep interrupting me with.

Stop breaking the fourth wall. You're ruining the reading experience.

Ruining the reading experience? Is that what I'm doing, eh, ruining the reading experience?

What do you think about breaking the fourth wall? Find out. Read now.

Don't be so bossy. Plus, I was going to tell the readers they ought to read now.

No you weren't, you were too busy droning on about plot points. By the way, read now.

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Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 130 130. Wherein Sassafrass Awakes From A Dream RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 129 129. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Finally Earns His Freedom RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 128 128. In Which A Winding, Binding, Babbling Creek Is Encountered RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 127 127. Wherein Sir Broderick and Biscuit Pisser Hire Noodle Monster RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 126 Scribble Hub
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 126 126. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus And Croutonius Argue Over Forgery RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 125 Scribble Hub
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 125 125. In Which Pamela Finds Out What In The Fresh Hen She's In For RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 124 Scribble Hub
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 124 124. Wherein Sir Broderick And Biscuit Pisser Drink Glabsinthe In A Burlesque Bar RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 123 123. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Meets Croutonius The Great RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 122 122. In Which Pamela Wonders What In The Fresh Hen She's In For RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 121 Scribble Hub
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 121 121. Wherein Sir Broderick Argues About Forgeries RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 120 Scribble Hub
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 120 120. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Gets Arrested RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 119 Scribble Hub
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 119 119. In Which Pamela Kisses Mistress Von Inkwell RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 118 Scribble Hub
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 118 118. Wherein Sir Broderick And Biscuit Pisser Receive A Spiritual Lecture RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 117 Scribble Hub
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 117 117. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Visits A Choose-You-Own-Adventure Hotel RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 116 Scribble Hub
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 116 116. In Which Pamela Talks To A Lady About Art RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 115 115. Wherein Sir Broderick Accidentally, Momentarily Starts A Cult RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 114 114. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Leaves Sleazy Street RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 113 113. In Which Pamela Once Again Fails To Get A Full Night Of Sleep RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 112 112. Wherein Biscuit Pisser Is Threatened With A Knife For His Misbehavior RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 111 111. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Visits A Disappointing Strip Club RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 110 110. In Which Pamela Learns Of Happenstancity And Transphotoglimation RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 109 109. Wherein Sir Broderick And Biscuit Pisser Adopt A Long Cat RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 108 108. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Struggles Not To Look At Nipples RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 107 107. Wherein Rich Nobles Mistake Sir Broderick's Donkey For A Rare Wolfhound RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 107 107. In Which Pamela Wakes Up And Meets Jebediah RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 106 106. Wherein Rich Nobles Mistake Sir Broderick's Donkey For A Rare Wolfhound RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 106 106. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Sees Some Witches Naked RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 105 105. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Sees Some Witches Naked RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 105 105. In Which Pamela Is Awoken During A Dream RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 104 104. In Which Pamela Is Awoken During A Dream RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 104 104. Wherein Sir Broderick And Biscuit Pisser Detest Rich People RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 103 103. Wherein Sir Broderick And Biscuit Pisser Detest Rich People RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 103 103. At Which Point The Effects Of Krumbunculus' Curse Become Terribly Clear RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 102 102. At Which Point The Effects Of Krumbunculus' Curse Become Terribly Clear RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 102 102. In Which Pamela Forgets To Bring Her Mother Ramen And Cottage Cheese RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 101 101. In Which Pamela Forgets To Bring Her Mother Ramen And Cottage Cheese RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 101 101. Wherein Sir Broderick Passes Himself Off As A Skyrate RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 100 100. Wherein Sir Broderick Passes Himself Off As A Skyrate RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 100 100. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Gets Fired, Evicted, And Cursed RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 99 99. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus Gets Fired, Evicted, And Cursed RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 99 99. In Which Pamela Gets Demoted To The Loyal Gourd RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 98 98. In Which Pamela Gets Demoted To The Loyal Gourd RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 98 98. Wherein Sir Broderick Does Not Pass Off His Donkey As A Dog RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 97 97. Wherein Sir Broderick Does Not Pass Off His Donkey As A Dog RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 97 97. In Which This Current Volume Receives An Appropriately Absurd Bookend RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 96 96. In Which This Current Volume Receives An Appropriately Absurd Bookend RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 96 96. Wherein A Dumpster Fire Of A Wedding Is Held RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 95 95. Wherein A Dumpster Fire Of A Wedding Is Held RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 95 95. Wherein Many Things Of Various Levels Of Vulgarity, Said And Unsaid, Occur RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 94 94. Wherein Many Things Of Various Levels Of Vulgarity, Said And Unsaid, Occur RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 94 94. At Which Point Werthers Gets To Go Home And A Deuce Ex Machina Makes An Appearance RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 93 93. At Which Point Werthers Gets To Go Home And A Deuce Ex Machina Makes An Appearance RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 93 93. In Which Yellow Yancey Is Formally Introduced And Werthers Messes With Some Levers RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 92 92. In Which Yellow Yancey Is Formally Introduced And Werthers Messes With Some Levers RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 92 92. In Which Sir Broderick And His Beloved Donkey Are Finally Reunited RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 91 91. In Which Sir Broderick And His Beloved Donkey Are Finally Reunited RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 91 91. Wherein Biscuit Pisser Gets A Mess All Over Brumhilda The Chicken RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 90 90. Wherein Biscuit Pisser Gets A Mess All Over Brumhilda The Chicken RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 90 90. At Which Point Wanton Funneling Serves An Important Storytelling Function RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 89 89. In Which Pamela And Green Garey Experience A Number Of Unexpected Happenings RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 89 89. At Which Point Wanton Funneling Serves An Important Storytelling Function RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 88 88. Wherein Samwise Feels Marginalized And Werthers Gets Interrogated RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 88 88. In Which Pamela And Green Garey Experience A Number Of Unexpected Happenings RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 87 Wherein A Huge Flaming Boulder Interrupts A Magic Show RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 87 87. Wherein A Huge Flaming Boulder Interrupts A Magic Show RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 87 87. Wherein Samwise Feels Marginalized And Werthers Gets Interrogated RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 86 At Which Point Mister Magick's Marvelous Mystery Menagerie Takes Place RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 86 86. At Which Point Mister Magick's Marvelous Mystery Menagerie Takes Place RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 86 86. Wherein A Huge Flaming Boulder Interrupts A Magic Show RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 85 In Which Sir Broderick The Shitfaced Finds Himself Playing Poker With Skyrates RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 85 85. In Which Sir Broderick The Shitfaced Finds Himself Playing Poker With Skyrates RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 85 85. At Which Point Mister Magick's Marvelous Mystery Menagerie Takes Place RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 84 84. In Which Sir Broderick The Shitfaced Finds Himself Playing Poker With Skyrates RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 84 84. In Which Sir Broderick The Shitfaced Finds Himself Playing Poker With Skyrates RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 84 In Which Sir Broderick The Shitfaced Finds Himself Playing Poker With Skyrates RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 83 83. Wherein Some Characters With Colors In Their Names Have A Standoff RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 83 Wherein Some Characters With Colors In Their Names Have A Standoff RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 82 82. At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus And Broderica Look Past Their Issues RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 82 At Which Point Dr. Krumbunculus And Broderica Look Past Their Issues RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 81 81. In Which Assafrass Witnesses Something That He Would've Preferred Not To RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 81 In Which Assafrass Witnesses Something That He Would've Preferred Not To RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 80 80. Wherein Jeffrey With A G Takes A Sip Of A Strong Drink And Tells Broderica Something Important RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 80 Wherein Jeffrey With A G Takes A Sip Of A Strong Drink And Tells Broderica Something Important RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 79 79. At Which Point Biscuit Pisser Avoids Getting A Ticket RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 79 At Which Point Biscuit Pisser Avoids Getting A Ticket RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 78 78. At Which Point The Nickname 'Biscuit Pisser' Is Aptly Coined RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 78 At Which Point The Nickname 'Biscuit Pisser' Is Aptly Coined RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 77 77. In Which Broderica Hears A Bug's Voice In Her Head RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 77 In Which Broderica Hears A Bug's Voice In Her Head RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 76 76. Wherein Dorma And The Blob Man Have A Bit Of A Falling Out RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 76 Wherein Dorma And The Blob Man Have A Bit Of A Falling Out RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 75 75. At Which Point The Ladies See Fit To Objectify Themselves RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 75 At Which Point The Ladies See Fit To Objectify Themselves RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 74 74. In Which Lady Krumbumbum Passes Gas At An Inopportune Moment RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 74 In Which Lady Krumbumbum Passes Gas At An Inopportune Moment RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 73 73. At Which Point Green Garey Fails To Pay Attention To An Important Conversation RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 73 At Which Point Green Garey Fails To Pay Attention To An Important Conversation RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 72 72. Wherein Broderica Aggressively Jiggles Her Tits RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 72 Wherein Broderica Aggressively Jiggles Her Tits RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 71 71. In Which A Plott Hole Is Filled In A Somewhat Depressing Manner RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 71 In Which A Plott Hole Is Filled In A Somewhat Depressing Manner RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 70 70. Wherein Werthers Is Given A Cigarette And A Box That Doesn't Contain Anthrax RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 70 Wherein Werthers Is Given A Cigarette And A Box That Doesn't Contain Anthrax RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 69 69. Wherein Werthers Is Entreated To Look Out For Soiled Trousers RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 69 Wherein Werthers Is Entreated To Look Out For Soiled Trousers RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 68 68. At Which Point Broderica Sees Pamela Aboard A Skyship And Mistakenly Assumes She Is A Skyrate RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 68 At Which Point Broderica Sees Pamela Aboard A Skyship And Mistakenly Assumes She Is A Skyrate RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 67 67. In Which Pamela Warns Green Garey About Ammonia And Biscuit Pisser Goes On A Power Trip RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 67 In Which Pamela Warns Green Garey About Ammonia And Biscuit Pisser Goes On A Power Trip RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 66 66. Wherein Different Sets Of Poultry-Based Swear Words Are Hurled With Great Vitrol RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 66 Wherein Different Sets Of Poultry-Based Swear Words Are Hurled With Great Vitrol RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 65 65. At Which Point Gilbert And Jarvish Discuss Their Religion In Great Detail RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 65 At Which Point Gilbert And Jarvish Discuss Their Religion In Great Detail RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 64 64. In Which The Janelle And The Animals Take A Moment To Learn The History Of Plott Holes RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 64 In Which The Janelle And The Animals Take A Moment To Learn The History Of Plott Holes RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 63 63. Wherein A Fierce Bout Of Gasp-Shaming Takes Place RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 63 Wherein A Fierce Bout Of Gasp-Shaming Takes Place RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 62 62. At Which Point The Ladies Find A Man In Deep Doodoo RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 62 At Which Point The Ladies Find A Man In Deep Doodoo RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 61 61. In Which Pamela And Green Garey Encounter The Legendary Floating Englishwoman RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 61 In Which Pamela And Green Garey Encounter The Legendary Floating Englishwoman RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 60 60. Wherein Green Garey Hears Something That Pamela Does Not RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 60 Wherein Green Garey Hears Something That Pamela Does Not RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 59 59. At Which Point Assafrass Travels Back In Time In Order To Speak Telepathically To A Human RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 59 At Which Point Assafrass Travels Back In Time In Order To Speak Telepathically To A Human RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 58 58. In Which Dorma Attempts To Find Out Which Of Her Lackeys Farted RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 58 In Which Dorma Attempts To Find Out Which Of Her Lackeys Farted RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 57 57. Wherein The Chicken Does Not Answer The Fourth Riddle RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 57 Wherein The Chicken Does Not Answer The Fourth Riddle RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 56 56. At Which Point Our Heroes Invade A Terrible Foe's Airspace Without Proper Notice RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 56 At Which Point Our Heroes Invade A Terrible Foe's Airspace Without Proper Notice RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 55 55. In Which Some Chumps Fall Off The Chicken Despite It Being Easy To Hold On RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 55 In Which Some Chumps Fall Off The Chicken Despite It Being Easy To Hold On RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 54 54. Wherein Biscuit Pisser Enjoys Some Delicious Fried Pygmy Chicken Wings RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 54 Wherein Biscuit Pisser Enjoys Some Delicious Fried Pygmy Chicken Wings RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 53 53. At Which Point Assafrass Laments Being Ass Napped And Losing His Ass Master RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 53 At Which Point Assafrass Laments Being Ass Napped And Losing His Ass Master RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 52 52. In Which Pamela Scorns The Invention Of The Rent-A-Broom RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 52 In Which Pamela Scorns The Invention Of The Rent-A-Broom RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 51 51. Wherein Werthers Finds Himself Trapped In What He Can Only Assume Is Gurgleatory RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 51 Wherein Werthers Finds Himself Trapped In What He Can Only Assume Is Gurgleatory RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 50 50. At Which Point Broderica Unwittingly Commits Arson RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 50 At Which Point Broderica Unwittingly Commits Arson RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 49 49. In Which Biscuit Pisser Explains To Broderica That Women Often Play Men In Stage Plays RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 49 In Which Biscuit Pisser Explains To Broderica That Women Often Play Men In Stage Plays RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 48 48. Wherein The Stage Play Begins And A Man Pulls Out A Long, Thick Rope RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 48 Wherein The Stage Play Begins And A Man Pulls Out A Long, Thick Rope RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 47 47. Wherein Multiple Characters Are Promised By Other Characters That They Will Love Something RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 47 Wherein Multiple Characters Are Promised By Other Characters That They Will Love Something RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 46 46. In Which Assafrass Holds Something In His Mouth In A Less Than Ideal Manner RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 46 In Which Assafrass Holds Something In His Mouth In A Less Than Ideal Manner RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 45 45. Wherein Dorma Recruits The Blob Man Into Her Growing Troupe Of Revenge Hungry Lunatics RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 45 Wherein Dorma Recruits The Blob Man Into Her Growing Troupe Of Revenge Hungry Lunatics RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 44 44. At Which Point The Ladies Meet A Man Of The Windless Forest Named Frinkles RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 44 At Which Point The Ladies Meet A Man Of The Windless Forest Named Frinkles RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 43 43. In Which The Church Of Duck, Duck And Goose Laments The Plight Of Their Hamburger Stand RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 43 In Which The Church Of Duck, Duck And Goose Laments The Plight Of Their Hamburger Stand RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 42 42. Wherein All The Jockeys Are Ushered To The Race Track, Following Which, The Race Begins RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 42 Wherein All The Jockeys Are Ushered To The Race Track, Following Which, The Race Begins RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 41 41. In Which The Chicken Takes Flight And Some Ostrich Jockeys Heckle One Another RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 41 In Which The Chicken Takes Flight And Some Ostrich Jockeys Heckle One Another RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 40 40. Wherein The Ladies Attempt To Climb The Chicken And Argue Ferociously Over Language RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 40 Wherein The Ladies Attempt To Climb The Chicken And Argue Ferociously Over Language RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 39 39. At Which Point Broderica, Krumbumbum and Biscuit Pisser See A Chicken RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 39 At Which Point Broderica, Krumbumbum and Biscuit Pisser See A Chicken RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 38 38. Wherein A Disgusting Blob Man Makes Everyone Incredibly Sickened And Uncomfortable RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 38 Wherein A Disgusting Blob Man Makes Everyone Incredibly Sickened And Uncomfortable RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 37 37. At Which Point The Three Ladies Attempt To Impersonate A Man RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 37 At Which Point The Three Ladies Attempt To Impersonate A Man RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 36 36. In Which Revenge Is Further Discussed And Assafrass And Michael Get Wasted RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 36 In Which Revenge Is Further Discussed And Assafrass And Michael Get Wasted RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 35 35. At Which Point Green Garey Makes Acquaintances With Bleu Louie RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 35 At Which Point Green Garey Makes Acquaintances With Bleu Louie RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 34 34. Wherein Multiple Characters Come Out Of The Closet RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 34 Wherein Multiple Characters Come Out Of The Closet RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 33 33. At Which Point Petunia The Ostrich Is Viciously And Unsympathetically Insulted RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 33 At Which Point Petunia The Ostrich Is Viciously And Unsympathetically Insulted RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 32 32. In Which Assafrass Meets Michael, Who Is Not Dead, And Inquires Over The Joy Of Stealing Alcohol RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 32 In Which Assafrass Meets Michael, Who Is Not Dead, And Inquires Over The Joy Of Stealing Alcohol RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 31 31. In Which Jeffrey With A G Fails To Learn His Lesson RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 31 In Which Jeffrey With A G Fails To Learn His Lesson RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 30 30. Wherein Assafrass And Samwise Sneak Around Aboard A Skyrate Ship Like A Bunch Of Hooligans RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 30 Wherein Assafrass And Samwise Sneak Around Aboard A Skyrate Ship Like A Bunch Of Hooligans RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 29 29. At Which Point Pamela's Sexuality Is Needlessly Debated And A True Godfight Begins RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 29 At Which Point Pamela's Sexuality Is Needlessly Debated And A True Godfight Begins RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 28 28. In Which The Molemen Continue To Argue And Some Quackers Attempt To Convert The Heathens RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 28 In Which The Molemen Continue To Argue And Some Quackers Attempt To Convert The Heathens RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 27 27. Wherein Dave The Dead Guy Gets His Fifteen Minutes Of Fame RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 27 Wherein Dave The Dead Guy Gets His Fifteen Minutes Of Fame RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 26 26. At Which Point Green Garey Sings A Song And Heaps Of Human Corpses Are Discovered RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 26 At Which Point Green Garey Sings A Song And Heaps Of Human Corpses Are Discovered RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 25 25. Wherein Broderica Happens Upon An Old Friend And Moleman Groping Is Further Debated RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 25 Wherein Broderica Happens Upon An Old Friend And Moleman Groping Is Further Debated RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 24 24. At Which Point Thurmsabold Meets The Person Who Saved His Life And Ponders Revenge RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 24 At Which Point Thurmsabold Meets The Person Who Saved His Life And Ponders Revenge RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 23 23. In Which It Is Debated Whether Lady Krumbumbum Hath Groped The Moleman RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 23 In Which It Is Debated Whether Lady Krumbumbum Hath Groped The Moleman RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 22 22. Wherein Green Garey Tells Pamela A Secret About His Past RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 22 Wherein Green Garey Tells Pamela A Secret About His Past RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 21 21. At Which Point An Illegal Fight Is Shut Down And Eustace Is Introduced RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 21 At Which Point An Illegal Fight Is Shut Down And Eustace Is Introduced RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 20 20. In Which A Tax Forgery Is Witnessed And Lady Krumbumbum Squares Up Against An Elf RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 20 In Which A Tax Forgery Is Witnessed And Lady Krumbumbum Squares Up Against An Elf RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 19 19. Wherein A Couple Of Skyrates Shortly Ponder The Plight Of Sir Broderick's Donkey RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 19 Wherein A Couple Of Skyrates Shortly Ponder The Plight Of Sir Broderick's Donkey RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 18 18. In Which Werthers Unwittingly Furthers His Successful Career In Espionage RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 18 In Which Werthers Unwittingly Furthers His Successful Career In Espionage RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 17 17. At Which Point Pamela Takes A Brief Moment And Asks Green Garey A Question RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 17 At Which Point Pamela Takes A Brief Moment And Asks Green Garey A Question RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 16 16. Wherein Werthers, Whilst Waiting At The Fantasy Welfare Office, Visits The Public Outhouses RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 16 Wherein Werthers, Whilst Waiting At The Fantasy Welfare Office, Visits The Public Outhouses RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 15 15. In Which Broderica and Lady Krumbumbum Briefly Consider Mud Wrestling One Another RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 15 In Which Broderica and Lady Krumbumbum Briefly Consider Mud Wrestling One Another RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 14 14. In Which Sir Broderick and Dr. Krumbunculus Hide From The Authorities RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 14 In Which Sir Broderick and Dr. Krumbunculus Hide From The Authorities RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 13 13. At Which Point Sir Broderick And Dr. Krumbunculus Exchange A Heated Flurry Of Rhymes RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 13 At Which Point Sir Broderick And Dr. Krumbunculus Exchange A Heated Flurry Of Rhymes RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 12 12. In Which Pamela and Green Gary See Some Witches RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 12 In Which Pamela and Green Gary See Some Witches RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 11 11. Wherein Pamela Meets Green Garey, Her New Commanding Officer, Who Is Quite Rude RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 11 Wherein Pamela Meets Green Garey, Her New Commanding Officer, Who Is Quite Rude RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 10 10. Wherein Sir Broderick And The Esteemed Wizard Dr. Krumbunculus Quote Scripture RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 10 Wherein Sir Broderick And The Esteemed Wizard Dr. Krumbunculus Quote Scripture RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 9 9. At Which Point Werthers, A Skytrain Captain, Is Introduced And Antagonized RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 9 At Which Point Werthers, A Skytrain Captain, Is Introduced And Antagonized RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 8 8. In Which Dorma, To Her Own Detriment, Ignores The Warnings Of Her Lower Ranking Partner RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 8 In Which Dorma, To Her Own Detriment, Ignores The Warnings Of Her Lower Ranking Partner RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 7 7. Wherein Pamela Remembers Giving Chase To The Wild Goose People RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 7 Wherein Pamela Remembers Giving Chase To The Wild Goose People RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 6 6. At Which Point Sir Broderick Finds Himself Stumbling Half-Drunk Through The Wayword Woods RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 6 At Which Point Sir Broderick Finds Himself Stumbling Half-Drunk Through The Wayword Woods RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 5 5. In Which Sir Broderick Is Mistaken For A Skyrate RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 5 In Which Sir Broderick Is Mistaken For A Skyrate RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 4 4. Wherein A Brutal Case of Ass-Nappery Is Committed RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 4 Wherein A Brutal Case of Ass-Nappery Is Committed RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 3 3. At Which Point The Esteemed Wizard Dr. Krumbunculus Casts Some Spells RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 3 At Which Point The Esteemed Wizard Dr. Krumbunculus Casts Some Spells RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 2 2. In Which A Man, Upon Beholding a Bartender's Armpit, Experiences An Aneurysm RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 2 In Which A Man, Upon Beholding a Bartender's Armpit, Experiences An Aneurysm RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 1 1. Wherein the Fantastical Land of Caldonia and Its Fabulous Denizens are Fittingly Introduced RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] 1 Wherein the Fantastical Land of Caldonia and Some of Its Fabulous Denizens are Fittingly Introduced RoyalRoadL
Skyrates?! [Absurdist Fantasy] Wherein The State of Skyrates Is Addressed RoyalRoadL