(This is a satire/urban fantasy/sci-fi about mythology, conspiracy theories, and the supernatural.)Guan Yu, Musashi, go make lunch!Hades, Odin, become my little brothers!

This is how I was tricked into becoming a God in modern day Earth:An old beggar said to me one day, "Please, become God! You must save this world!" MC: "Crazy drunk beggar, no! Let go of me!"Old beggar: "Then let me be your servant!"MC: "I can't afford employee benefits."Old beggar: "I'll wash your clothes, walk your dog, anything you want, free every day!"MC: "It's a good deed to help the elderly. You just got hired as an rpg level grinder."

Then that old beggar flew into my head...and I somehow became a God and he became my General. Now the Illuminati are after me, the apocalypse is coming, and I'm just trying to collect ancient Gods and Generals as minions so they can work and I can play PUBG.