In a world filled with constant danger and emerging threats, it's reassuring to know that there are heroes out there, ready and willing to stand up and fight for what's right. Kodish and Chaele are two such champions - strong, brave, and not afraid to take on new challenges.

"Like what?" Chaele asked. She slung the pack over her shoulder, thought about putting on shoes, and decided that could wait. "Do we get to take out some ogres? Henchmen?"

"Wha?" Kodish shook his head and pointed at the gates. "We get to collect berries, o'course."

Hey, we've all been there. Wearing our starting gear, gathering wolf pelts, grinding our way through the levels. If you enjoy MMORPGs, mockery, and poking fun at dragons, take a chance on (grats on your) Ding. They may be n00bs, but Kodish and Chaele are ready to save the world.