The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes!

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WELCOME TO THE RETROFUTURE!

The Future That Never Was features an alternate space age where the Soviets colonized the belt before David Bowie sang Life on Mars; where rogue AIs took over the web; where pizza came in cans. Humankind couldn't dream of a more exciting future. Yet, as foolishness eventually turned Earth into a nuclear wasteland, shadows began to conspire from the heart of the Moon to beyond the mysterious Planet Nine…

The book series is an extended universe which includes numerous R-rated titles. All of them will be uploaded on Royal Road. Check the Index or the list below for the main stories.

🐈 KITTY KITTY - START READING

Join sassy space cat Lee and his Desert Eagle-toting, soda-swigging human partner, Ali, in a future stuck in the late 80s/early 90s. Board the dynamic duo's ship, the mythical Kitty, as they bounty-hunt their way through a dystopian solar systemβ€”so lock and load, and shout Cowabunga! because it's crime-fightin' time!

πŸͺ PACHINKO BLUES - Fall 2022 - LEARN MORE

Amid the chaos of the Rings Civil War, a disgraced pilot finds himself tangled in a vast vendetta involving a megacorporation, android mercenaries and data-cartels. From Saturn's Plastic Fields to the fringes of Kuiper, his violent redemption is an 80s-esthetic space western filled with tears, blood and... ducks?

Other stories related to the first arc of The Future That Never Was:

β€’ RADIO FREAK - Standalone biopunk short story featuring Ali KovirΓ n, the Data Maiden and Bill Murray

β€’ STELLAR PATRIOTS - Special episodes with Braun Kamirov, linking KITTY KITTY to the upcoming DATA dilogy and CYBER MACHO

β€’ DATA ONE & DATA ZERO - 2023

β€’ CYBER MACHO - TBA

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The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 117 Pachinko Blues RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 116 KK3 - Shout-outs and infos RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 115 Kk3 - #24.5 Last Action Legend RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 114 Kk3 - #24 The Tears Of The Swallow (4/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 113 Kk3 - #24 The Tears Of The Swallow (3/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 112 Kk3 - #24 The Tears Of The Swallow (2/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 111 Kk3 - #24 The Tears Of The Swallow (1/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 110 Kk3 - #23 Plastic Love Ii (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 109 Kk3 - #23 Plastic Love Ii (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 108 Kk3 - #23 Plastic Love Ii (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 107 Kk3 - #22 Wrath Of The Cloud Raider (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 106 Kk3 - #22 Wrath Of The Cloud Raider (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 105 Kk3 - #22 Wrath Of The Cloud Raider (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 104 Kk3 - #21 The Great Masquerade (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 103 Kk3 - #21 The Great Masquerade (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 102 Kk3 - #21 The Great Masquerade (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 101 Kk3 - #20 For Whom The Bell Tolls (4/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 100 Kk3 - #20 For Whom The Bell Tolls (3/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 99 Kk3 - #20 For Whom The Bell Tolls (2/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 96 Kk3 - #20 For Whom The Bell Tolls (1/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 95 Kk3 - #19 Isola64 (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 94 Kk3 - #19 Isola64 (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 93 Kk3 - #19 Isola64 (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 92 Kk3 - #18 The Blazing Firmament (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 91 Kk3 - #17 Safari On Jupiter (4/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 91 Kk3 - #18 The Blazing Firmament (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 90 Kk3 - #17 Safari On Jupiter (3/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 90 Kk3 - #18 The Blazing Firmament (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 89 Kk3 - #17 Safari On Jupiter (2/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 89 Kk3 - #17 Safari On Jupiter (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 88 Kk3 - #17 Safari On Jupiter (1/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 88 Kk3 - #17 Safari On Jupiter (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 87 Kk3 - #17 Safari On Jupiter (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 86 Kk3 - Season 2 Recap RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 85 KITTY KITTY Season 3 RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 84 SP - Shout-outs and infos RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 83 Sp - #05 The Death Of Yossef Braun Kamirov RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 82 Sp - #04 Pariahs Of Callisto RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 81 Sp - #03 Techno Decadence RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 80 Sp - #02 The Madman'S Truth RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 79 Sp - #01 Operation Condor RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 78 Stellar Patriots RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 77 KK2 - Shout-outs and infos RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 76 Kk2 - #16 Olympus Has Fallen (4/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 76 Kk2 - #16.5 Roaring Legacy RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 75 Kk2 - #16 Olympus Has Fallen (3/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 75 Kk2 - #16 Olympus Has Fallen (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 74 Kk2 - #16 Olympus Has Fallen (2/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 74 Kk2 - #16 Olympus Has Fallen (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 73 Kk2 - #16 Olympus Has Fallen (1/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 73 Kk2 - #16 Olympus Has Fallen (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 72 Kk2 - #15 Child'S Play (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 71 Kk2 - #15 Child'S Play (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 70 Kk2 - #15 Child'S Play (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 69 Kk2 - #14 The Ghosts Of Babylon (4/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 68 Kk2 - #14 The Ghosts Of Babylon (3/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 67 Kk2 - #14 The Ghosts Of Babylon (2/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 66 Kk2 - #14 The Ghosts Of Babylon (1/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 65 Kk2 - #13 Apocalypse Rings (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 64 Kk2 - #13 Apocalypse Rings (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 63 Kk2 - #13 Apocalypse Rings (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 62 Kk2 - #12 The Hanged Men Carnival (4/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 61 Kk2 - #12 The Hanged Men Carnival (3/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 60 Kk2 - #12 The Hanged Men Carnival (2/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 59 Kk2 - #12 The Hanged Men Carnival (1/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 58 Kk2 - #11 Noah'S Ark (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 57 Kk2 - #11 Noah'S Ark (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 56 Kk2 - #11 Noah'S Ark (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 55 Kk2 - #10 The Legend Of Purple Heart (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 54 Kk2 - #10 The Legend Of Purple Heart (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 53 Kk2 - #10 The Legend Of Purple Heart (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 52 Kk2 - #09 Dance With The Robots (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 51 Kk2 - #09 Dance With The Robots (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 50 Kk2 - #09 Dance With The Robots (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 49 Kk2 - Season 1 Recap RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 48 KITTY KITTY Season 2 RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 47 RF - Shout-outs and infos RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 46 Rf - #08 A Mouse Called June RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 45 Rf - #07 Carnage Mutant Ninja Freaks RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 44 Rf - #06 Strange Science RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 43 Rf - #05 M.H.U.D (Mutagenic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 42 Rf - #04 The Neverending Troubles RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 41 Rf - #03 Ali & Zephyr'S Excellent Adventure RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 40 Rf - #02 Little Arcade Of Horrors RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 39 Rf - #01 Tales From The Water Tank RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 38 Radio Freak RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 37 KK1 - Shout-outs and infos RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 36 Kk1 - #08.5 Before The Storm RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 35 Kk1 - #08 The Red Fortress (4/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 34 Kk1 - #08 The Red Fortress (3/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 33 Kk1 - #08 The Red Fortress (2/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 32 Kk1 - #08 The Red Fortress (1/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 31 Kk1 - #07 Little Mutant On The Prairie (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 30 Kk1 - #07 Little Mutant On The Prairie (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 29 Kk1 - #07 Little Mutant On The Prairie (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 28 Kk1 - #06 Honor Among Thieves (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 27 Kk1 - #06 Honor Among Thieves (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 26 Kk1 - #06 Honor Among Thieves (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 25 Kk1 - #05 Lord Of The Tanks (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 24 Kk1 - #05 Lord Of The Tanks (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 23 Kk1 - #05 Lord Of The Tanks (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 22 Kk1 - #04 The Mellifluous Caverns (4/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 21 Kk1 - #04 The Mellifluous Caverns (3/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 20 Kk1 - #04 The Mellifluous Caverns (2/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 19 Kk1 - #04 The Mellifluous Caverns (1/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 18 Kk1 - #03 Ineluctable Duel (4/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 17 Kk1 - #03 Ineluctable Duel (3/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 16 Kk1 - #03 Ineluctable Duel (2/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 15 Kk1 - #03 Ineluctable Duel (1/4) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 14 Kk1 - #02 The Twisted Heist (3/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 13 Kk1 - #02 The Twisted Heist (2/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 12 Kk1 - #02 The Twisted Heist (1/3) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 11 Kk1 - #01 Retro Cosmos (2/2) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 10 Kk1 - #01 Retro Cosmos (1/2) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 9 KITTY KITTY Season 1 RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 8 To our beloved friend RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 7 ORBITAL TROUBLEMAKERS (Videogame - Christmas 2023) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 7 ORBITAL TROUBLEMAKERS (Videogame - Christmas 2022) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 6 Short Stories, Spin-Offs, Extras & Web Exclusives RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 5 PACHINKO BLUES (regular webnovel - Fall 2022) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 4 KITTY KITTY (3 episodic novels - completed) RoyalRoadL
The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 4 KITTY KITTY (3 episodic novels - In progress) RoyalRoadL
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The Future That Never Was β€” Guns are back in cereal boxes! 3 Current State & Timeline Of The Book Series RoyalRoadL
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