Mark of the Crijik Book 1 is now available on Amazon!
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Andross Silver had a nice life until he was pushed over the side of his building. Reborn into a family that wants to kill him, gifted with a system and armed with determination he rises to the challenges of this strange world.
His only blessing is the Mark of the Crijik, a magical gift from a divine being that bestows great powers onto those that possess it.
It also kills them at the age of twenty five.
Andross must master magic to help him carve a path to greatness, and overcome the countdown of death that has been placed upon him.
My parents love me.
That's why they run towards danger with me in their arms.
A stone with newborn babies on it? Its just a sacrificial altar. Nothing for me to worry about.
What's that in the sky? Oh no.
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Mark of the Crijik | 193 | Announcement/Chapter 193: Trouble always drops in when you least expect it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 192 | Chapter 192: Symbols are friendly fun for the whole family. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 191 | Chapter 191: All family reunions can be improved with violence. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 190 | Chapter 190: A sanctuary? That must be the safest place in the world! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 189 | Chapter 189: I've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 188 | Chapter 188: A million hands has to be better than one, right? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 187 | Chapter 187: All the pain was worth it. I'm now one tree branch richer! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 186 | Chapter 186: I blew up a tree. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 185 | Chapter 185: I know I say this all the time, but this time I really am going to punch that tree. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 184 | Chapter 184: Does anyone else think its weird that I can't see wind? No? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 183 | Chapter 183: We're going to steal a tree. It only sounds dumb on paper! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 182 | Chapter 182: You have a magical tree? I've heard that line before buddy. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 181 | Chapter 181: I knew something was fishy from the moment the tree spewed fire at me. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 180 | Chapter 180: I fought a puddle once. The puddle won. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 179 | Chapter 179: You have a heart of stone? How much is it worth? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 178 | Chapter 178: PSA: If a dungeon approaches you without a collar pat its head three times and clap. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 177 | Chapter 177: Even in another world I can't avoid airport security. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 176 | Chapter 176: My treasure? It's yours if you want it. Find it! I left it all in- Wait, wrong book! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 175 | Chapter 175: I'm a perfectly normal dead adult baby and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 174 | Chapter 174: Do you randomly remember an embarrassing memory and punch the air to get rid of it? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 173 | Chapter 173: Government administration and kicking butt. What a combo! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 172 | Chapter 172: Always accept a bet with a million to one odds. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 171 | Chapter 171: If I could hold time in a bottle, I'd probably trip and break it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 169 | Chapter 169: I met a girl today. Our connection was electrifying. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 168 | Chapter 168: For a person that isn't a stalker you sure know the tricks of the trade. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 167 | Chapter 167: Today I met a girl. Our connection was electrifying. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 166 | Chapter 166: Give a man a fish and he'll fish for a day. Set him on fire... Results may vary | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 165 | Chapter 165: Are magicians nerds? They love education and nobody bothers them about it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 164 | Chapter 164: Masks aren't needed if nobody knows who you are! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 163 | Chapter 163: Inside this chapter is a workout for a balanced brain. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 162 | Chapter 162: Man so gorgeous he wears a mask and sets his hair on fire to hide it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 161 | Chapter 161: Let's beat up some kids for money. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 160 | Chapter 160: Is that a knife at my throat or are you just happy to see me? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 159 | Chapter 159: Did you guys ever notice that Hogwarts was a bad school to go to? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 158 | Chapter 158: It's nice to take a step back and admire the view. No jokes. Just nature and friends. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 157 | Chapter 157: Art is in the eye of the beholder, but I'm blind as a bat. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 156 | Chapter 156: Sometimes stabbing the elderly is the only solution we have. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 155 | Chapter 155: Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice and you'll end up in the hospital. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 154 | Chapter 154: Dead men wish browser histories told no tales. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 153 | Chapter 153: Behind every successful negotiation is a substantial amount of stupidity. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 152 | Chapter 152: Cry havoc! And let slip the hogs of war! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 151 | Chapter 151: The easiest way to shop with kids is not to. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 150 | Chapter 150: A book is a gift you can open again and again. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 149 | Chapter 149: My Wi-Fi and I have a connection like nobody else. If it dies, I die. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 148 | Chapter 148: Pro tip: Always give a warning note before you set a hotel on fire. It's good manners. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 147 | Chapter 147: A genuinely serious discussion. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 146 | Chapter 146: Ice-cream makes great moisturizer. It's a scientifically proven fact, trust me. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 145 | Chapter 145: By my first birthday I was a doctor and a god. I can claim anything, but it isn't true! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 144 | Chapter 144: There are worse things than death. Have you ever spent an evening on a roller coaster? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 143 | Chapter 143: First rule of business: Stay out of mine. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 142 | Chapter 142: You're supposed to tell me if I'm rich. That's the rule. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 141 | Chapter 141: I rose to the heavens and gazed down on the world. Wait... I have vertigo. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 140 | Chapter 140: I don't like salt. Its coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 139 | Chapter 139: Call me sensitive, but I take being attacked personally. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 138 | Chapter 138: Magic fights are just as fun as they look on screen. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 137 | Chapter 137: I will pick you up if you fall. After I finish laughing. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 136 | Chapter 136: What's the earth equivalent of setting someone on fire? Asking for a friend. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 135 | Chapter 135: Nobles are fascinating creatures best watched with a hunting rifle in your hand. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 134 | Chapter 134: So, you've chosen death. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 133 | Chapter 133: Tactics are like a brick, you can build a strategy with them or sink a dead body in a l | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 132 | Chapter 132: Remember when I said I wanted to be overpowered? Let's go back to those days. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 131 | Chapter 131: Excitement (N.): Finding another layer of chocolates in the box. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 130 | Chapter 130: Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 129 | Chapter 129: Who is wiser: the wise man or the man that asks him for help? The answer: the wise man. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 128 | Chapter 128: Never do anything by halves. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 127 | Chapter 127: Can class class classes class classed classes that class class classed? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 126 | Chapter 126: Helpful Life Tip: When fighting fire use water, not your fists. Or your face. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 125 | Chapter 125: My cooking is so fabulous, even the smoke alarm cheers me on. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 124 | Chapter 124: I try to be good, but I take after my uncle. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 123 | Chapter 123: Pushing can get you almost anywhere, except through a door marked 'pull'. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 122 | Chapter 122: Don't be a suck up or else you might create a vortex that destroys your house. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 121 | Chapter 121: Do not speak to me of board games. I was there when their rules were written. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 120 | Chapter 120: If at first you don't succeed, then monster hunting is definitely not for you. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 119 | Chapter 119: You can't reach for anything new if you're holding yesterday's junk. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 118 | Chapter 118: For some people healing is a choice, but its not an easy one. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 117 | Chapter 117: Treasure chest or mimic? I'd better stick my head inside to check. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 116 | Chapter 116: Limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 115 | Chapter 115: A mother's love is unconditional. Her temper is another story. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 114 | Chapter 114: Not to brag, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 113 | Chapter 113: There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 112 | Chapter 112: This party is cray-zy. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 111 | Chapter 111: Vanilla is the best ice cream flavour. That's not a joke. I genuinely believe it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 110 | Chapter 110: I didn't hit you, I high fived your face. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 109 | Chapter 109: Everything happens for a reason. Remember that when I punch your face. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 108 | Chapter 108: Time is a great teacher, unfortunately so is hard work. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 107 | Chapter 107: I don't know what's tighter, our uniforms or our friendship. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 106 | Chapter 106: I know the human being and Marked ones can co-exist peacefully. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 105 | Chapter 105: With earth every fight is a dirty fight. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 104 | Chapter 104: You've finished your work? Here's more work as a reward! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 103 | Chapter 103: There's never a good time to be on fire. But I am. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 102 | Chapter 102: Even Marked ones like junk food and books. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 101 | Chapter 101: Don't think about the invisible pink elephant in the room. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 100 | Chapter 100: I'm gonna make you an offer you can refuse. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 99 | Chapter 99: Minimum wage? My job paid me in experience. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 98 | Chapter 98: You can wrestle a puppy but don't mess with big momma. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 97 | Chapter 97: Not being at your own party is good manners. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 96 | Chapter 96: My situation doesn't define who I am. I define who I am. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 95 | Chapter 95: Every now and then I like to do what I'm told, just to confuse people. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 94 | Chapter 94: If you're not disappointing them, it's because you're dead. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 93 | Chapter 93: 'I Smacked A Marked One In The Face' - Coming to bookstores near you! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 92 | Chapter 92: A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 91 | Chapter 91: I wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 90 | Chapter 90: When life gives you lemons, chuck them right back. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 89 | Chapter 89: The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 88 | Chapter 88: Once you've gone first class, everything else is coach. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 87 | Chapter 87: Libraries were made so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 86 | Chapter 86: If cats could talk, they wouldn't. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 85 | Chapter 85: He shoots fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 84 | Chapter 84: Teach your children about crystals and they won't have money for drugs. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 83-2 | Chapter 83: Peer pressure is hearing everyone turn to page 2 of the exam when you're on page 1. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 82 | Chapter 82: Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 81 | Chapter 81: Whatever you do, always give 100%, unless you're donating blood. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 80 | Chapter 80: I welcome change, as long as nothing is altered or different. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 79 | Chapter 79: It doesn't break three legs of a duck. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 78 | Chapter 78: Hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 77 | Chapter 77: Have you ever been hit in the head by a wrench? It really hurts. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 77 | Chapter 77: Have you ever been hit on the head by a wrench? It really hurts. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 76 | Chapter 76: True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 75 | Chapter 75: It takes real skills to choke on air and trip over nothing. I have those skills. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 74 | Chapter 74: You're telling me I need a job for experience, and experience for a job? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 73 | Chapter 73: When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 72 | Chapter 72: Leave the situation, change the situation, or accept it. All else is madness. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 71 | Chapter 71: Opportunity is a locked toilet door and you've had bad seafood. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 70 | Chapter 70: The last time everyone liked each other was when the world had a population of four. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 69 | Chapter 69: I don't want to be a genius. I have enough problems just trying to be alive. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 68 | Chapter 68: Friendship. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 67 | Chapter 67: "Are you sleeping?" "No, I'm training to die." | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 66 | Chapter 66: A journey is best measured in friends than miles. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 65 | Chapter 65: You can tell a lot about a person's character by his way of eating jellybeans. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 64 | Chapter 64: I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 63 | Chapter 63: Come join us. Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Life is endlessly delicious. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 62 | Chapter 62: This will pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 61 | Chapter 61: Life is a series of obstacles preventing me from sleeping. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 60 | Chapter 60: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 59 | Chapter 59: Your password must contain a capital letter, a symbol, and the blood of a virgin. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 58 | Chapter 58: Lazy? I prefer to call it selective participation. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 57 | Chapter 57: Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 56 | Chapter 56: I like failure because its so easy to achieve! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 55 | Chapter 55: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 54 | Chapter 54: Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a pro, his knife had butter on it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 53 | Chapter 53: There's nothing better than a friend, unless it's a friend with chocolate. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 52 | Chapter 52: I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 51 | Chapter 51: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 50 | Chapter 50: You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 49-2 | Chapter 49: Real teenage boys smell and say dumb things. Wait… that's me. (Part 2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 48-1 | Chapter 48: Real teenage boys smell and say dumb things. Wait… that's me. (Part 1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 47 | Chapter 47: I'm on fire and yet somehow at peace. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 46 | Chapter 46: Your eyes show me what your heart desires. Food. It's always food. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 45 | Chapter 45: I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 44 | Chapter 44: Sorry I'm late. I was busy talking about my feelings and killing people. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 43 | Chapter 43: 2. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 42 | Chapter 42: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 41 | Chapter 41: If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 40 | Chapter 40: The best way to win is to make your opponent question reality. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 39 | Chapter 39: When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 38 | Chapter 38: Finally, a good reason to punch a toddler in the face. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 37 | Chapter 37: Why doesn't anyone want to stab me in the back? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 36 | Chapter 36: You can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 35 | Chapter 35: I got stabbed. After ten days of agony, the sword died. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 34 | Chapter 34: They say he carved that sword himself… from a bigger sword. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 33 | Chapter 33: Today I stopped and asked, "What if I don't want to be a shoe?" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 32 | Chapter 32: With great power comes great responsibility… and money. So much money. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 31 | Chapter 31: In the beginning the toddler was invented. This has been widely regarded as a bad move. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 30 | Chapter 30: The unending void, consumer of all. Some call it magic. Others call it my stomach. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 29 | Chapter 29: Alone. The most awful word in the English language. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 28 | Chapter 28: My body is a temple. Crumbling and filled with bugs. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 27 | Chapter 27: I'm an ordinary adult. I put my diaper on one leg at a time. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 26 | Chapter 26: I know myself. Now I need to know my enemy. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 25 | Chapter 25: If I don't push the limits, who will? The people behind me? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 24 | Chapter 24: A bird in the hand is worth two in th- Hey! What do you think you're doing?! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 23 | Chapter 23: Reports of my death were not greatly exaggerated. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 22 | Chapter 22: Delaying death is one of my favourite hobbies. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 21 | Chapter 21: Magic is the greatest invention since sliced bread. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 20 | Extra Weight Live Longer Than The Men Who Mention It. | Scribble Hub | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 20 | Chapter 20: Women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 19 | Chapter 19: I took the path less travelled. Help. I'm lost. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 18 | Chapter 18: I'm a trump card that flips the table and shoots the other players. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 17 | Chapter 17: Babies are life's big mystery. You never know when you're going to get crapped on. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 16 | Chapter 16: If you're so rich, why can't you afford a roof? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 15 | Chapter 15: I'm here to kick ass and learn symbols. And I'm all out of- | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 14 | Chapter 14: The secret to becoming one with the universe is in the palm of my hand. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 13 | Chapter 13: I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 12 | Chapter 12: I would love to stand here and talk to you - but I'm not going to. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 11 | Chapter 11: Earth magicians are as happy as a pig in mud. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 10 | Chapter 10: Cities are like onions. Layered and smelly. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 9 | Chapter 9: My dad is pretty awesome. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 8 | Chapter 8: A system? I don't even know them. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 7 | Chapter 7: No more jokes. It's time to become overpowered. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 6 | Chapter 6: The Golden Rule: Those with all the gold make the rules. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 5 | Chapter 5: I am a dragon. Hear me roar! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 4 | Chapter 4: The secret to talent is money. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 3 | Chapter 3: I am above dirt in the food chain. Fear me. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 2 | Chapter 2: I want to be a god | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | 1 | Chapter 1: I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Mark of the Crijik | Rr Q&A | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Mark of the Crijik | RR & Patreon Update + Q&A | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Mark of the Crijik | Amazon Announcement: No arms? No legs?? No problems! | RoyalRoadL |