Baronet Bromualdo Bragadetti, a paladin, adventurer, scholar and hero, penned with his own hand a true account of his life. This autobiography was published posthumously by his nephew, the honourable Simplicio Caballero, according to the late baronet's wishes. No effort has been spared to capture in these pages the spirit of Bragadetti's masterful language and the philosophy of his existence. May all those who read these pages benefit from his wisdom and experiences.

This story is a comedic satire written in the first person. You get extra bonus points if you recognise all the pop culture references.

Grammatical errors and macaronic language are deliberate to emulate the accent of the protagonist of the story. When reading this work, imagine a narrator with a southern European accent typical of Romance languages. Some words that are unusual or in foreign languages have an explanation at the start of each chapter.

Were this book a film, the appropriate rating would be PG-13 ( 14A or 15 in some countries.)

I included the Sexual Content flag not because there is explicit sexual content, but because some of the jokes allude to some sexual behaviour. For that reason I consider the book unsuitable for children under the age of 15.