Hilda is a small paladin with a small dream. A home of her own where no one will wake her up at sunrise to do the dishes. Her path to glory will include a lot of dead rats and copper pieces. At least that's that plan. Who knows though? Maybe at some point something cool will happen to her. Unlikely. Nothing cool ever happens to poor Hilda... but who knows?
Updates on Mondays.
This is an ongoing series that currently includes:
Book 1: Hilda Finds a home (Complete)
Interlude: How a Sad Giant Became Red (Complete)
Book 2: Dwarf to the Moon (ongoing)
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 14 | Book 2, Chapter 14: Marshmallow Tusks | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 13 | Book 2, Chapter 13: Pangolin Wisdom | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 12 | Book 2. Chapter 12: Pangs of Familiarity | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 11 | Book 2, Chapter 11: Five Scrolls Plus Secret Item Needed For Success | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 10 | Book 2, Chapter 10: Not As Stupid As She Sounds | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 9 | Book 2, Chapter 9: Finally, the Quest! | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 8 | Book 2, Chapter 8: Pants on Fire, Truly | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 7 | Book 2, Chapter 7: Baby Skull Based Economy | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 6 | Book 2, Chapter 6: Talking Down to Dwarfs | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 5 | Book 2, Chapter 5: The Drow, The Dwarf, Her Ghoul & Their Buyer | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 4-2 | Book 2, Chapter 4: Single Digit Hit Points, part 2 | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 4-1 | Book2, Chapter 4: Single Digit Hit Points, part 1 | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 3 | Book 2, Chapter 3: Hammer to the Brain | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 2 | Book 2, Chapter 2: No Peace Without Justice | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 1 | Book 2, Chapter 1: Dwarf and Ghoul Grunting at the Door | RoyalRoadL |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | Book 2, Prologue: From Gloin' to Ghoulin' | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 29 | Chapter 29.1: Forest (Rest): "Maybe he thinks his dungeon teaches us something, Goddess forfend!" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 29 | Chapter 29.2: Forest (Rest): " By the time a pissed off Dungeon Master would be done with her..." | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 28 | Chapter 28: Great Hall (Level 0): "You eat that kind of thing, right?" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 27 | Chapter 27: Ghoul (Level 3): "I'll bash your skull in as soon as I get my everything back!" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 27 | Chapter 27: Slime (Level 3): "I wonder what would happen if I castigate that creature…" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 26 | Chapter 26: Slime (Level 3): "Probably not a shark. Maybe a massive jellyfish?" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 25 | Chapter 25: Familiar (Level 3) "I'm kind of a monster" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 24 | Chapter 24: Trolls (Level 3) "Fucking Wizards!" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 24 | Chapter 24: Pantry (Level 3) "I expected this kind of microaggression from privileged human males." | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 23 | Chapter 23: Pantry (Level 3) "I expected this kind of microaggression from privileged human males." | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 23 | Chapter 23: Trolls (Level 3) "Fucking Wizards!" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 22 | Chapter 22: Bloody Locate Object! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 22 | Chapter 22: Dark Elf (Level 4) "Do you like my hair?" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 21 | Chapter 21: Gargoyles (Level 3) "Statues don't scratch their butts." | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 21 | Chapter 21: Before the Dwarf Explodes | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 20-2 | Chapter 20: Dwarf (level 4) "And you can feel my boob.", part 2 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 20-1 | Chapter 20: Dwarf (level 4) "And you can feel my boob.", part 1 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 20 | Chapter 20: Magical Investigation Goes On And Is a Pain In the Neck | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 19 | 18. Ghoul (level 2): Painful decisions | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 19 | Chapter 19: Yes/ No | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 19 | 19: Corridor (level 0): "Just like in the stories!" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 19 | Chapter 19: Corridor (level 0): "Just like in the stories!" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 18 | 17. Knight & Cleric (level 6): "What a shitty way to start a morning!" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 18 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 18 | Chapter 18: With Her Pants Down | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 17 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 17 | Chapter 17: Blessing Over a Dead Body in a Dark Forest Just Sucks | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 16 | 16. Lizardmen (level 2): "Judge/ commissar/ whatever" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 16 | Chapter 16: Hilda Makes a Huge Tiny Mistake | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 16 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 15 | 15. Goddess (level: you've got to be kidding me) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 15 | Chapter 15: Irrevocable Lawful Purchase Order | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 15 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 14 | 14. Golems (dunno, like level 20?) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 14 | Chapter 14: Marshmallow Tusks | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 14 | 14. Golems (dunno, like level 20?) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 13 | 13. Something in the Woods (long rest) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 13 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 13 | Chapter 13: Pangolin Wisdom | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 12 | 12. Ogre (level 3): "From all points of view" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 12 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 12 | Chapter 12: Pangs of Familiarity | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 11 | 11. Corridor (scouting): "the bad kind of eaten" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 11 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 11 | Chapter 11: Five Scrolls Plus Secret Item Needed For Success | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 10 | 10. Guard Room (level 2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 10 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 10 | Chapter 10: Not As Stupid As She Sounds | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 9-2 | 9. Kobolds (level 3), part 2: "Damn wands!" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 9-1 | 9. Kobolds (level 3), part 1: "It's just a few Kobolds" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 9 | Chapter 9: Finally, the Quest! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 8 | 8. Giant Spider (Level 2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 8 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 8 | Chapter 8: Pants on Fire, Truly | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 7 | 7. Doorbearian (interlude) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 7 | (interlude) "I have a boyfriend…" | Scribble Hub | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 7 | Chapter 7: Baby Skull Based Economy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 6 | 6. Ghoul (Level 2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 6 | Hilda, level 6 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 6 | Chapter 6: Talking Down to Dwarfs | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 5 | 5. Guard Room (Level 2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 5 | Hilda, level 5 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 5 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 5 | Chapter 5: The Drow, The Dwarf, Her Ghoul & Their Buyer | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 4-2 | Chapter 4: Single Digit Hit Points, part 2 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 4-1 | Chapter 4: Single Digit Hit Points, part 1 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 4 | 4. Rat (Level 1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 4 | Scribble Hub | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | 3 | 3. Great Hall (Level 1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 3 | Chapter 3: Hammer to the Brain | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | 2. Djinn (Rest) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | Chapter 2: No Peace Without Justice | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 1 | 1. Dwarf (Town) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 1 | Chapter 1: Dwarf and Ghoul Grunting at the Door | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 2 | Interlude: How a Sad Stone Giant Became Red, part 2 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | 1 | Interlude: How a Sad Stone Giant Became Red, part 1 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Hilda Finds a Home | Prologue: From Gloin' to Ghoulin' | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | Meanwhile: Philly and Mina Have a Picnic In a Chapel Full of Corpses | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Hilda Finds a Home | Epilogue: Home (Level 0): "Hah! I'm an anti-Dungeon Mistress!" | RoyalRoadL |