Kinkaid Gadai, one of the world's unluckiest thieves, just so happens to land an easy mark for the next months groceries. The catch? It's a daylight job, and it's from a dirty rozzer anyway, so what's a bright young lad with a penchant for sticking foot further into the pile to do? Get kidnapped, framed, and killed, of course. The f*ck did you expect?

Join 'Max' on an adventure across worlds, through dimensions, into multiple partners, and out of sanity. Be warned: This tale is not for the faint of heart nor the serious of demeanor. My Little Pony was probably never supposed to be saucy or bloody, but why not? (Props to my Editors, AficionadoAvacado and j_i_m_s for all their amazing diligence and for putting up with my ass.)