Do you know those stories where some random guy or gal gets transported to a medieval world full of magic and wonder? I do, hell I love those stories. They, like all fiction, help break the monotone in my life. Anyway, you're probably wondering why I'm asking you this question. Well, you see I used to be like you, someone going about their day minding their own business; when all of a sudden-

*Ding*

Game Over

>Start New Game

>Continue

>End

This happened. Well if this is my life now I might as well Press Start.

-Formerly known as A New Game