When you're basically an ultra-powerful badass feared and respected in a realm crowded with gods and demons, what do you do? If you're Roland you bed a few goddesses and call it an orgy well spent. But as one can expect all good things must eventually come to an end. And his is just around the corner. What's he to do with his final years? Maybe solve a mystery or two. Become a father, perhaps, or reconnect with a newly empowered and possessive long-lost sister he never knew he had. Hell he can even start on repairing a dear friend's damaged daughter if the guy stops worrying they'd end up as in-laws. Sadly there's a few conniving assholes who want to ruin the fun for everybody. Let's see what happens, shall we?