I have a problem. After being accidentally killed I was given a chance at reincarnation. I chose to be reborn as a dungeon because it had the longest life expectancy of all the options. The problem is that my dungeon is in the middle of a vast desert. How am I supposed to attract delvers when few people can even reach me, and fewer still are in any shape to go delving when they do.

Guess I'll have to become my own oasis. That doesn't mean that I'm not going to do the whole dungeon thing though.

(Note, the majority of this story will be clean. The profanity tag is just to give me more dialog options. Don't expect explicit language in every conversation.)