When I was reincarnating, do you know what I asked for? I asked for an easy job.
What did I get?
Fucking old farts and hags calling me day in and day out about their tech issues.
I'm going to kill that bastard who told me I could reincarnate as a god if I took up a certain job.
Why was I stupid enough to fall for the bait? Why did I thoughtlessly agree without asking for the job description?