When you get a jokingly accept a magical girl contract, what would you do?

I realized I messed up but maybe my costume isn't that bad- OH GOD...

Subtitle in the cover reads:"... A story about an idiot with the mentally disruptive powers of a magical girl.Just follow the fedoras, trench coats and katanas in this magical clusterfuck...[not a slash fic tho]"

Release date: Tue, Thu, Sat

This fiction is like an abridged show on magical girls. I will be parodying a lot of magical girl shit.