This is the story of a gas station clerk and one of his hapless customers who, one evening, are abducted by a group of aliens dead-set on filming one of those smash-hit high-definition nature documentaries. Complete with witty anecdotes and observations by their lovely, kindly-voiced narrator.

Of course, they don't have much of a budget. And it wouldn't be much of an alien abduction unless they ran a couple of experiments on the humans in question. Also, the planet the aliens choose as the testing ground for these experiments is a tad... dangerous.

[This story is mainly a comedy, however it does have mature elements including mild body horror and sexual themes.]