How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

Would you survive the initial outbreak? The other survivors?

Are you stocked up for the long-run, with weapons, food, and others that you can trust?

Or perhaps you are a near immortal being that drinks blood of the living to survive and this is all a major inconvience for the easy life you've been living? I am Tullius Maximus Gaius, a little over two-thousand year old vampire, and quite annoyed at the end of the world. I do not fear the zombies, if I wished I could escape or even kill an entire horde of them without much effort. This issue is my food source seems to be dwindling rapidly, humans are being wiped out by these undead creatures, and so are a few other 'monsters' as well, but they don't concern me. So I must work to keep a small group alive, and for the fun of it I may as well pretend to be one for them for a while, it should be entertaining for a time.