This is the story of a hedonistic young noble eating cake, flirting with cute girls, ignoring the bloodthirsty demon matriarch in his head, and attending parties. What's that? You have a question? Oh, his favorite is cheesecake, especially strawberry cheesecake.

[Damn it inheritor! I can make all of your dreams come true, you just need to work together with me. Don't you want power? Riches? Beautiful women?]

"But Xero, I already have all of that. You're going to have to make me a better offer, sweetheart."

[...Gahhh! Come on, please? It's been so looong.]

"Fine, fine. I'll feed you later. There's a bandit subjugation mission happening soon, five souls will be enough, right?"

[Make it ten, ohoho.]

"You'll get fat."

[I won't!]

(Warning: This is a tongue in cheek novel where a demonic inheritance goes to the most ill-fitting person in the world. It answers the question, what use is a cheat if picked up by someone who already has everything he wants? If you're here for exciting action, character development, good writing, or even just regular updates, prepare to be sorely disappointed.)