Table Scraps

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You know those days when your girlfriend breaks up with you, and you are brutally murdered by a werewolf only to be resurrected as a flesh eating monster, doomed to walk the earth until said werewolf dies? Cole is having one of those days.

After waking on a slab with a lumberjack-looking mortician named Terry stapling his chest back together, Cole is given a xerox pamphlet full of rules to follow and welcomed into the world of the undead. As he follows Terry through a nightly routine of monster management, Cole tries to find a sense of closure with his past relationship while also contending with zombies, trolls, vampires, gremlins, and the truth about his death.

If you enjoy monsters, break-up stories, revenge, absurdity, and the occasional pun, this might be the book you are looking for.

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http://www.royalroadl.com/fiction/16759

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Table Scraps 11 11. Time is on our side RoyalRoadL
Table Scraps 10 10. Gorgeous George and the not so full moon RoyalRoadL
Table Scraps 9 9. The Lighthouse Hotel RoyalRoadL
Table Scraps 8 Vampire Vampires... yes, seriously RoyalRoadL
Table Scraps 7 Vampires RoyalRoadL
Table Scraps 6 As God as my witness, I'll never eat people again RoyalRoadL
Table Scraps 5 You are what you eat RoyalRoadL
Table Scraps 4 This is my coffin. There are many like it, but this one is mine RoyalRoadL
Table Scraps 3 You can't spell "funeral" without F-U RoyalRoadL
Table Scraps 2 If at first you don't succeed, try to come back from the dead RoyalRoadL
Table Scraps 1 Breaking up is hard to do RoyalRoadL