The game-like alternate dimension of New Australia teems with life: humongous beasts, flourishing civilizations, and a bewildering array of lush ecosystems.

The only problem (aside from the constant war that plagues most fantasy lands): humans. The World Government is sending all its unwanted humans to New Australia. Murderers. Political Dissidents. Assorted felons. It's not technically the death penalty, and it saves a bundle on prison expenditures.

Then there's Jerome, who just happened to be at the wrong place (sneaking into a top-secret government facility) at the wrong time (when it was guarded, aka all the time).

Can he make it in this fantastic new world? More importantly, will he stay a child, or will he become the hero that New Australia needs?

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What should you expect?

* Tactical action scenes (LOADS of them)* Starts with some light-hearted comedy before getting serious* A mysterious world with bizarre but consistent internal logic* MC grows from bumbling idiot to whirlwind of death* Also some emotional character development, if you're into that kind of thing* Stat sheets!

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I have signed the pledge to finish this story. All I had to do was give them a drop of blood and my true name "just in case".