Alex was always tormented as a child. Not just because he was a shut in otaku with a wierd fetish for monster girls, but also because he looked so feminine that people always thought that Alex was short for Alexis!

However, in a strange twist of fate, he ends up coming face to face with a whrithing mass of tentacles after his death! Will his life ever settle down?

AN: hi everyone, this is my first story, releases will be sporadic, and grammar shall be questionable. however i hope nonetheless that some people out there finds it enjoyable!