The year was 2012. It was a fairly exciting year. I graduated from high school, learned to play guitar, and accidentally proposed to a demon goddess. She's quite the looker too! Imagine a shape-shifting corpse whose bottom half is literally a tube that leads directly to hell. It's not just about her looks though, she's also got a great personality and a temper that could very well end the world. This is a story of how I somehow managed to not let that happen.