A man is killed while trying to save the lives of three middle school girls, and he is taken up into heaven. As a single condition for having everlasting peace, however, the man must weed out heretics in another world by using the powers given to him by a goddess.

This story will be written in two different ways. Side A, where I will parody other stories and allow reader interaction, and Side B, where I will keep things very serious. Each side will narrate very differently, but the same general story will take place.