My name is NicolasNicolas "Nick" Siegel.People say I'm weird.I don't know why, and the voice in my head won't tell me.Oh well, never mind…You want a cookie? I baked them myself. With love~?...You're ridiculous.Oh, shush.
Author's note:This is a story about an atypical player in a typical VR fantasy game, (re)written by an author—that's me—who still sucks at delivering synopsises.Follow the adventures of Nicolas "Nick" Siegel, alias Elric Walker, alias the Wandering Knight, alias the Reckless Imbecile, alias...Victoria—Wait, what? Okay...err...Follow Nick Siegel, a young...man(?) afflicted with mild sociopathy and a worsening case of split personality, as he tries to make sense of the world around him and travels the virtual reality of Untold Tales, battling against undead butterflies, strange curses, and himself, and maybe find love. I swear this is a romance!(Previously: "Tales of the Blood Princess")
[Sexual Content] is present only in specific side-story chapters which are entirely skippable if you do not wish to read them.
Real reader's comment:"World War Chicken has been fought. The area is destroyed, blood has been spilled, and the wrecks of the machines of war lay scattered. Mothers have cried, children have been traumatized, and only holy fire can burn away the foul creations spawned in its wake. Oh, and a grown man made a complete fool of himself."
– by Dosahder, at chapter B0-C07.1
Picked review:"Saying it starts slow is kind of inaccurate. It's more like a long rope attached to a speeding car. Eventually the slack in the line runs out and you're hooked."
– by ErgoPhobia, on the 13th Dec. 2017
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 10 | B2-CH10 – Girl, Girls, Girlss? | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 9 | B2-CH09 – Eff You | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 9 | B2-CH09 – Eff You | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 9 | B2-CH09 – Eff You (...NEW ORIGINAL CONTENT!! For those waiting the end of the rewrite, this is it!) | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 8 | B2-CH08 – How to Commit Suicide 101 | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 7 | B2-CH07 – Mop & Trauma | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 6 | B2-CH06 – Don't take life lessons from a crazy old baboon | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 5 | B2-CH05 – Why I should have thought twice before "borrowing" that holy sword | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 5 | B2-CH05 – How to Commit Suicide 101 | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 4-2 | B2-CH04-P2 – Mop & Trauma | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 4-1 | B2-CH04-P1 – Don't Listen to Old Baboons | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 4 | B2-CH04 – Deadpan Thief | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 3-2 | B2-CH03-P2 – Why I should have thought twice before "borrowing" that holy sword | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 3-1 | B2-CH03-P1 – Deadpan Thief | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 3 | B2-CH03 – The Legend of the Panty Immortal? | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 2 | B2-CH02 – When you're just walking down the street, and suddenly you're a wanted criminal… | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 2 | B2-CH02 – When you're just walking down the street, and suddenly you're a wanted criminal. | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 1 | B2-CH01 – Guess who's coming to town? Nope. Not Santa. Try again | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 1 | B2-CH01 – Devinez qui vient en ville? Nan. Pas le Père Noël. Essayez encore. | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | 1 | B2-CH01 – Guess who's coming to town? Nope. Not Santa. Try again. | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | B2-PRO – Everyone is getting ready for the party! | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | B2-PRO – Everyone is getting ready for the party! | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 37 | B1-CH37 – This Girl Is On Fi~re!! [END OF BOOK 1] | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 36 | B1-CH36 – Shit Happens | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 35 | B1-CH35 – [Cutscene] Majin: The Scattering | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 35 | B1-CH35 – Majin: The Scattering | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 35 | B1-CH35 – [Cutscene] Majin: The Scattering | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 34 | B1-CH34 – Back to… Civilisation? | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 33 | B1-CH33 – Out of the Dark… (and into the slightly less dark.) | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 32 | B1-CH32 – Area 51 | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 31 | B1-CH31 – Highjacked to Hell | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 31 | B1-CH31 – Meeting Hell | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 31 | B1-CH31 – Highjacked to Hell | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 30 | B1-CH30 – Taken | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 29 | B1-CH29 – In the Dark | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 29 | B1-CH29 – [Multiple] In the Dark | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 29 | B1-CH29 – [Multiple] In the Dark | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 28 | B1-CH28 – Have a Good Death… | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 27 | B1-CH27 – I'm a Beautiful Butterfly! | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 26 | B1-CH26 – Not Quite What I Expected | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 25 | B1-CH25 – Dara, people DIE of swine flu! | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 24 | B1-CH24 – It's like cooking! | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 23 | B1-CH23 – Tu quoque mi hirci?! | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 22 | B1-CH22 – Back on the Crazy Train | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 22 | B1-CH22 – [Athena] Back on the Crazy Train | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 22 | B1-CH22 – [Athena] Back on the Crazy Train | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 21 | B1-CH21 – [Narrator] Bad Guys Doing Bad Guys Things | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 20 | B1-CH20 – Alien vs. Predator: Ratatouille | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 19 | B1-CH19 – ...Home | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 18 | B1-CH18 – [Narrator] Return of the Prodigal Squirrel | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 17 | B1-CH17 – Nerdy, Phone… | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 16 | B1-CH16 – There's No Place like Home | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 15 | B1-CH15 – Out of Nowhere | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 14 | B1-CH14 – Dungeon Break In the Breaking Dungeon | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 13 | B1-CH13 – [Athena] Something Ain't Right | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 12 | B1-CH12 – Getting Acquainted | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 11 | B1-CH11 – First Impressions Are Very Important | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 10 | B1-CH10 – My Hero~ | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 9 | B1-CH09 – Another One Bites the Dust | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 8 | B1-CH08 – A Good Betrayal Always Opens New Opportunities for Both Parties | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 8 | B1-CH08 – [Narrator] A Good Betrayal Always Opens New Opportunities for Both Parties | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 8 | B1-CH08 – [Narrator] A Good Betrayal Always Opens New Opportunities for Both Parties | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 7 | B1-CH07 – Dear Diary | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 6 | B1-CH06 – Anonymous Infamy | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 5 | B1-CH05 – Of Curses and Gods | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 4 | B1-CH04 – Close Encounter of the Nerd Kind | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 3 | B1-CH03 – My Friend the Riajuu | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 2 | B1-CH02 – On the Fifth Floor | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 1 | (This is not the start. Go to "B1-PRO – Blood Princess Begins" for the first chapter!!) B0-PRO.1 – The Mild Hunt | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | 1 | B1-CH01 – The Woman in the High Castle | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | B1-PRO – Blood Princess Begins | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | Book 1 - Epilogue | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | B1-PRO – Blood Princess Begins | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 9 | B0-C09.6 – It's a birdy?! | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 9 | B0-C09.1 – Greenies? | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 9 | B0-C09.3 – (This story is heading in a strange direction) | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 9 | B0-C09.5 – Pony! …Wait, that's not a pony!? | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 9 | B0-C09.4 – Cookies! | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 9 | B0-C09.7 – Sleeping Beardy (End of Book 0) | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 9 | B0-C09.2 – Ugh…Zombies. | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 8 | B0-C08.4 – Hang Gliders…Who Knew, Right? | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 8 | B0-C08.1 – Goodbyes Are Poison | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 8 | B0-C08.2 – On the Road Again…Eventually | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 8 | B0-C08.3 – Nowhere Over the Rainbow | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 7 | B0-C07.1 – The Plot Chickens | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 7 | B0-C07.2 – Painful Memories | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 7 | B0-C07.3 – Apple-Picking and its Consequences | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 7 | B0-C07.5 – Pay No Attention to That Man Behind the Curtain | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 7 | B0-C07.4 – Obnoxious, Obnoxiouser, and Obnoxiousest | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 6 | B0-C06.2 – Takes One to Know One | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 6 | B0-C06.1 – And God Said "Let There Be Plot!" | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 6 | B0-C06.3 – Getting Into It | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 6 | B0-C06.4 – Serendipity is a Beautiful Word (Seriously, look it up.) | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 6 | SS-M06 – [Mary] Cloak and Pecker | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 5 | B0-C05.1 – A Cat is NOT Fine! | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 5 | B0-C05.4 – Signs | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 5 | SS-M05 – [Mary] Horny and Foxy | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 5 | B0-C05.2 – Mens Sana(?) In Corpore Sano Et Spatula Gloriosa | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 5 | B0-C05.3 – Third Time's the Charm | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 4 | SS-M04 – [Mary] "And the whore became flesh, and dwelt among us, and we were all fucked." | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 4 | B0-C04.1 – A Warm Welcome | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 4 | B0-C04.5 – Witch of the North | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 4 | B0-C04.2 – You Have No Power Here | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 4 | B0-C04.3 – Meeting the Wizard? | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 4 | B0-C04.4 – Is this the point when you ask me to wear green eyeglasses? | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 3 | B0-C03.1 – Boredom is a Bridge to Introspection | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 3 | B0-C03.3 – Follow the Yellow Brick Road... | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 3 | B0-C03.2 – Runes You Fools! | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 3 | SS-M03 – [Mary] Body Shop | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 3 | B0-PRO.3 – I am Legend* | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 2 | B0-C02.1 – Um... What a Twist? | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 2 | B0-C02.2 – Peaceful Aftermath Camping | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 2 | B0-C02.4 – Status Quid | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 2 | SS-M02 – [Mary] Down the Rabbit Hole | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 2 | B0-PRO.2 – Lock-Less Monster* | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 2 | B0-C02.3 – Prom'nons nous dans les bois… | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 1 | B0-C01.5 – I Am Evil! Stop Laughing! | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 1 | SS-M01 – The World Wasn't Ready | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 1 | B0-PRO.1 – The Mild Hunt* | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 1 | B0-C01.2 – And They Call Him…* | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 1 | B0-C01.1 – Beating Dead Horses* | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 1 | B0-PRO.1 – The Mild Hunt* | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 1 | B0-C01.3 – Leviticus 11:12 | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | 1 | B0-C01.4 – Critterion of Unlife | RoyalRoadL |
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How To Tame Your Princess | More Chapters!? | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Halfway there? (Sowwy...) | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Message from the Undeath | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Upodato! Un potato? | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | HTYP Returns : Teaser | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Service Page | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | B0-SS:NO – Recruitment Issues | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | B0-SS:OT – Castle Guard | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | B0-PRO – Blood Princess Begins | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | B0-SS:NO – Evil in a Nutshell | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | B0-SS:NO – Dark Asparagus Rises | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | A-A-Announ- PLEASE PUT THOSE PITCHFORKS AWAY!! ...Announcement...ish. | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Info, Announcements & Recommendations | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Xmas Eve Bonus! "Interlude - Plants vs. Zombies" | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | I am sick! (I mean, really) 🤒 | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Break(er) of fears and expectations. | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Info, Announcements & Recommendations | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | B0-SS:WW – Council Meeting | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | B0-SS:WW – Troubles Start With Tea | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | B0-SS:NR – Plot and Plotting | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | 0 | B0-SS:NO – Back From The Dead | RoyalRoadL | |
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How To Tame Your Princess | Update (edited with link) | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Delay | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Update | RoyalRoadL | ||
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How To Tame Your Princess | Update (and new story... yeah, yeah, I know. Trust me, I know.) | RoyalRoadL |