From the warped imagination that brought you such literary classics as Nocturne and I Hate you Master, comes the story of a man embittered by the writing world. Unable to break into the top 50 story slot on the hot and trendy site, Regal Road classics, he has determined that the best way to reach the top is to actually play a virtual reality game for once.

Come, join him on his legendary and somewhat random journeys... a journey that may very well unleash a truly Hardcore Legend!

Mature Content Warning: [18+] Adult Situations, Graphic Depictions of sexual actions, crude language, and even cruder humor

Note: You will NOT want to try to read this in a public place. No chapter is safe in public.