I am homesick. And I am bored to death.

I want to tell you a story.

This story is not from the old world, the one that you have left in ruins.

No. This is the first time I am telling a story, and I don't want to tell you one that ends with a ruined planet.

Maybe I will tell you those stories someday.

But not today.

Today, I will tell you a story of another world; a faraway land.

A land where there is still time.

But where do I start?

The discovery that gave people a second chance?

The thousand years long journey?

The seeding of a new planet?

I have seen it all, and those were exciting times.

There are so many stories to tell, and story within stories.

I'll just pick one I like.

Let me tell you the story of a kid.

[May contain strong words, and sexual reference]