My life has always been one of misfortune. Nothing I do ever turns out right, and everything seems to go wrong. Especially the things that matter. When I'm not tripping on a venomous snake I'm being held up at knife point. I thought death would free me, but my curse of bad luck has followed me into my demise as well. Now, I have to try and deal with misfortune, except no longer with my original body. You can see why my outlook on life isn't the cheeriest? Cover made by a band of traveling hippies, (AKA Zeny) and if not for this computer screen blocking me from reaching him...please turn to How To: Become an evil overlord or whatever, and replace the gore, with thank-yous. Basically that.
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 43 | Chapter 43: Murder is Illegal, But so is Trespassing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 42 | Chapter 42: I Dunno, Explosions? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 41 | Chapter 41: Get Boned | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 40 | Chapter 40: That's Not How You're Supposed To Do It... | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 39 | Chapter 39: Winter Wonderland | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 38 | Chapter 38: Back Into the Woods | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 37 | Chapter 37: Looking in a Mirror...or Not | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 36 | Chapter 36: A Broken Playground | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 35 | Chapter 35: Birth | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 34 | Chapter 34: The Beginning of The End | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 33 | Chapter 33: More Introspection | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 32 | Chapter 32: ...Old Men Are Never Far Behind | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 31 | Chapter 31: No Matter How Far I Run... | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 30 | Chapter 30: Beasts of the Enemy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 29 | Chapter 29: The Consequences of Necromancy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 28 | Chapter 28: The Price of Power | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 27 | Chapter 27: The Flamboyant and Villainous Abbicus | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 26 | Chapter 26: Listen Closely | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 25 | Chapter 25: Taking on Several Hundred Men at a Time | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 24 | Chapter 24: A Party of Corpses | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 23 | Chapter 23: What You Have All Been Waiting For(Psyche!) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 22 | Chapter 22: Rolant, East Gate, Goddamn Flying Lizards! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 21 | Chapter 21: The Jos, North and South Gate | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 20 | Chapter 20: Old Men Are Bad-asses | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 19 | Chapter 19: Temptation (Trying Not to Smack a Bitch) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 18 | Chapter 18: Meeting The Fanatic | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 17 | Chapter 17: Grass Head | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 16 | Chapter 16: A "Kind" Encounter | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 15 | Chapter 15: The Lost Lamb | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 14 | Chapter 14: I Swear I Didn't Try to Kill You on Purpose! Hehe! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 13 | Chapter 13: Popsicles (Mmm!) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 12 | Chapter 12: Penetrating Four Men, One After Another | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 11 | Chapter 11: An Excellent Memory...Most of the Time | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 10 | Chapter 10: Lich | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 9 | Chapter 9: Old Pedophiles With Too Much Power | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 8 | Chapter 8: A Clever Girl | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 7 | Chapter 7: Finding Dinner | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 6 | Chapter 6: Meeting My Sister. God Bless My So-Never MInd | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 5 | Chapter 5: Getting Taught New Things By a Pedophile | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 4 | Chapter 4: Terms and Conditions Agreement | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 3 | Chapter 3: Never Trust Old Men in Loincloths | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 2 | Chapter 2: Old Men Can Appear Behind You At Any Time | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | 1 | Chapter 1: A New Beginning, Sort of? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | Prologue: Disaster Incarnate | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | Afterword | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | Epilogue: A Schizophrenics' Dream | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Lich. The Depressed Necromancer | I'm a derp. Herp-a-derp-a-herp. | RoyalRoadL |