There are only three things which matter in the city of Soar - your Level, your Class and your patron god.

However, when a High Priestess of no little importance is found murdered in her own Temple, there is a distinct lack of interest in investigating what occurred.

Enter Jana Lowe.

Broke, suspended from the Security Services, and - crucially - newly Classless, he hardly seems the answer to this particular, blood-soaked, question.

But it might just be that solving this case will get him back in the good books of the powers that be.

He just has to stay alive long enough to get the credit ...

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