Lin Fan looked at the declining sect and set down the rules:

1. Priority admission for those with the surnames Xiao, Ye, Shi, or Lin.2. Priority admission for those who enjoy talking to rings or other objects.3. Priority admission for those who have survived three near-death experiences and have a mysterious fiancée.4. Priority admission for those who have been divorced or have parents who mysteriously disappeared.5. Priority admission for those who face targeted harassment as soon as they reach the sect gate.6. Immediate appointment as a personal disciple for those who have a mysterious smile and enemies who laugh with a "ji ji ji" sound.7. Immediate appointment as a personal disciple for those who have had their bones removed and are in dire straits....8. Bla bla...

One day, the Fifth Elder came to report: "Sect Master, great news! A young man has come who has been divorced, has a mysterious smile, and enjoys talking to his ring! His parents are also missing!"

"What? Quickly bring him in, I want to take him as a… Wait, what's his name?"

"It seems his surname is Tang."

"Tang? Hold on, don't bring him here. I will personally take action to block the heavenly secrets and write a letter of recommendation. You will introduce him to a rival sect... Make sure to be tactful, and remember! From today onwards, I am entering seclusion. Do not disturb me unless it's absolutely necessary! And make sure all the sect's secret manuals are well-guarded, so they don't get stolen!"

Fifth Elder: "Huh?!"