TL;DR Section:Different kind of tedious with nonsense happening in the background while MC has a snack, dark humor and real things people do that aren't okay but are considered normal. Author enjoys solo-playing Wurm (Online/Unlimited) and watching extras in movies for that one who's EXTRA. You have been warned.Nice people left reviews. Read them for a heads up.Affiliate Amazon links for my shiz when I remember. Or just Amazon links. I only get paid when someone buys MY books or subscribes on Patreon. I am broke but there are more chapters to queue XD
I went to take a nap on my 15 minute break and when I woke up I was being manhandled into a cage!Now I'm a pet for some spoiled brat in a world where magic is real."Pet", your face! Let me out!
Series on Amazon
🦋The Spoiled Master Wanted A PetSpoiled Book IStubbed for AmazonKUFirst few chapters on RR
Story of a clueless slacker waking up in another world as a giant grub with a ridiculous name and a list of tasks no one told them. All they want is to be left alone, but there's work to do and they've been volun-told to do it but not how it's done. Being a rejected Gift to a high ranking family is hard.
🦋The Spoiled Class PetSpoiled Book IIStubbed; Amazon
Kis-- Sandy has been recognized by the Emperor himself and released into the care of Thousand Valleys to continue their service to the Empire. Now that they're recognized as an asset, not something to be put down, with a cohort of advisors rubbing elbows with the elite and a clear understanding of what's expected of them, why the fuck do they have to go to school?
I'm supposed to eat and make silk. Got it. What do you mean I have to work more? What do you mean I need martial training? Nah, I'm good.
🦋The Spoiled Sycophants Imperial TourSpoiled Book IIIScheduled RR; Amazon
Kisandera finally makes it into Seven Moons. Now what? They can't turn to the triplets, Madame Director is an unknown, and what if Modesty isn't as kind as they'd thought? Shit...
I didn't want to get into this shitty ass school and now I have to do more work for another job I didn't sign up for? Fuck off, where's the food? I need a nap...
🦋The Spoiled Sycophants Imperial Tour IISpoiled Book IVFirst chapters on Patreon, not yet scheduled on RR or published
Kisandera continues their imperially decreed quest to "Get Gud", but runs into a few snags once they make it to their first town.
How am I supposed to train with all these interruptions? And biased teachers? And who's going to feed me?!
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The Spoiled Master Wanted A PetBook One, Spoiled Book I
What to expect:🦋 Non pornographic adult children's book🦋 MC that is no longer human or humanoid.🦋 No Harem or sex. Pet will not be having babies in any standard fashion or go through the motions thereof. (Spoilers!)🦋 Daily life story told from MC perspective and they know nothing about "cultivation" stories.(Slow buildup with information in MCs observations or the background without it being force fed. Time jumps from MC being asleep or tuning out for long periods of time. This is not a fast story. Do not rate it as such. Literally tagged "slice of life" instead of tedious as balls. If this summary offends you, whoo boy!)🦋 Lots of action-based mutations/skill-development (MCs cultivation is on rails but they don't remember going to the train station. ♪ They woke up like this ♪ )🦋 A troll-y system that takes everything the MC hates and makes it their problem. If MC wishes to read about any changes implemented they can find them in their logs which record everything. Everything.(Series Spoiler: The system is watching and it is personal)
The Spoiled Class PetBook Two, Spoiled II
What to Expect:🦋 Spoiler! Slice of life GameLit. More slice of life than GameLit and notifications got turned off.(Spoiler: Rankings and position affect what you have access to? Gasp!)🦋 MC still trying to figure out things people assume they know based on how OP they are (lots more of "you can't do that" to "how the fuck did I do it then?")🦋 Still no MC smex! \o/🦋 More people who can't have nice things🦋 More Sandy Soap Opera
The Spoiled Sycophants Imperial TourBook Three, Spoiled III
Spoilers:🦋MC that goes from strong to not worth thinking about.(Spoiler: New zipcode, who dis?)🦋More references to mythology from the orient.(In usual Kissy doesn't know but finds out later fashion)🦋More foods.(Spoiler: [Big Four go here])🦋Screens and notifications. (Spoiler: When Sandy ranks up. ♪ And they're a slacker~ ♪ . Prepare for spam! Grab a snack.)🦋More Imperial shenanigans.(Spoiler: Tailors go whee?)🦋Zombies.(Tired of all the spoilers?)
The Spoiled Sycophants Imperial Tour IIBook Four, Spoiled IVWIP
How are you going to teach me when you don't even know how the world works?! You can't cycle in your sleep? You can't use elemental essence before entering Qi stage? You can't manipulate Qi without doing the tutorial? Wait, there's a tutorial?!
🦋 Final product of Spoiled! series on Amazon under GlytchedChiq with heavy edits and reformatting. Book experience versus rough edits and serial online format.🦋 🦋 Cover(s) made with deepai.org image(s) and Gimp🦋 Translations not approved.
♪ Please rate and/or comment/review~ ♪Need input. Good? Bad? Questions? You drooled on your copy and it's ruined? Dog ate it and got sick but didn't develope OP powers?