I am a sword.

What? The bone of my sword? What are you talking about? Do you by any chance think I care about your otaku references?

Well, nevermind. I'm just a sword, is what I'm trying to say. But I'm a VERY VERY VERY intelligent one.

Being intelligent is only one of my powers.

I have many abilities and spells I can even cast at will.

My blade leaves cuts that can't regenerate. I've been called "The Troll Killer" by some idiots because of that, but don't spread the rumor, okay? It's stupid. Trolls are stupid.

I have many stories to tell. Some of them are stupid, some of them are funny. The best part of them all is, if course, me.

Every swordsman and woman who wielded me has died sooner or later. It wasn't my fault, though. I have a good alignment, I swear! It was just their own fault for being dumb, reckless or some other inherently humanoid trait.

I also don't like wizards. Wicked tricksters!

Well, I guess that's enough for an introduction. The only thing you really needed to know is how awesome I am, and now you do. You better be grateful!

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These stories follow a literary RPG style, largely based on the D&D settings, including die rolls. The rolls (and the rolls alone) are AI-generated by Chat GPT. There is always a base plot which the characters must go through, but if they will fail or succeed, it will depend mostly on the dice. Please don't blame the writer if the story is cut short because all the characters died in the middle of their quest and please understand that, whereas the main character of the stories is Megalomagna, it's still just a sword and can only do so much by itself.