(This story has been dropped because I think its bad)

A drunk man becomes a cross between a dungeon core and a god, the world around him seems to be slipping farther and farther into chaos, every other god views him as a crazed animal who must be killed, a war between the great countries seems to edge closer, and did that plant just talk? This is a wild ride where one man turned pho-god must use his strange abilities to steal the powers from things around him to break free from his imprisonment and seek justice for himself and the world.