1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met!

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This is dedicated to every author who ever suffered from anxiety or any other mental health issue.

Including me and Robert Blaise, author of 1% Lifesteal.

This is a parody and a fan-fiction of 1% Lifesteal.

The main character is not based on Robert Blaise. It's based on my own experience and mental health issues. It only shares a first name with him.

Robert Baker had a bad day that stretched into... his whole life?

He reached a massive and metaphorical roadblock in his writing career, his parents died, and now the corporate sharks want every penny the Bakers ever had to their name.

He needs an escape. He's going to get it.

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1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 84 YES A CHAPTER: Disturbing content and phobia-inducing text. Reader caution advised. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 83 Now Playing: In the Sky RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 82 Meet Coal! RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 81 On the Ethics of Mind Control RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 80 Deceptively Lethal RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 79 Cabin Fever RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 78 Dive Deeper! Midas Touch if Your Gold is Wheat! RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 77 Is That a Jojo Reference? RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 76 Against the Dreaded Centifish RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 75 The Great Cave Grind RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 74 The Weapon of Your Soul RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 73 This is the Lewdest Chapter in the Whole Story. You've Been Warned. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 72 Try this New Mt. Pew Flavor: Victory that tastes like Defeat! RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 71 Emotional Damage RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 70 Nah, I'd win. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 69 If you Daydreamed in the Middle of a Dungeon, Would you Lose? RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 68 Magma Platform Camping RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 67 I Can't Believe My Fantasy Adventure Teacher is Such a Showoff - The Light Novel. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 66 Slimecide RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 65 The first Realm: Gravity Slime Caverns RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 64 Not Your Average Bouncy Poring RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 63 The Secrets of a Flowing River RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 62 Now playing: Turn Over a New Leaf RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 61 [BOOK 1 EPILOGUE] The Void Beckhams RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 60 Not a Chapter: Community Brainstorm: Robert's talent evolution. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 59 Appendix 1 - All abilities in order of appearance RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 58 Dead Man Walking RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 57 The Battle of Dripping Honeycomb RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 56 Red Sus RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 55 No (food) for you, Robert RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 54 The dogpile you wished your dog was dogpiled in RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 53 It's a Dog speaks Dog World RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 52 Lecture #000 - The Planning Meeting RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 51 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gwe'en Shul'ker wgah'nagl fhtagn RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 50 Verb - trout slap - (Internet slang) To Strongly or Humorously Rebuke or Humiliate - Dial it to 11 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 49 What if the Taulusian Were One of Us RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 48 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Featuring a Special Guest) RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 47 Freddy Stern is a Butterfly from Hell RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 46 We are Lick Bros Now! RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 45 This is Why Pokemon Games Have no Forbidden Magic RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 44 Are you sure you want THAT as your pet? RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 43 All the Water Under the Bridge RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 42-2 Robert and Freddy's Day Off, part 2 of 2 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 41-1 Robert and Freddy's Day Off, part 1 of 2 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 40 There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation / And school comes along just to end it RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 39 Sugar Imouto RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 38 Now Playing: I'm (not) a Believer by Smash Mouth RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 37 Lift the Curtain and Gaze upon the Might Oz at your own Peril, Dorothy RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 36-2 Click Here to Find Single Great-Grandmother CEOs in your Area! Part 2 of 2 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 35-1 Click Here to Find Single Great-Grandmother CEOs in your Area! Part 1 of 2 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 34 The path home is paved with murder RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 34 The path home is paved with murder RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 33-3 Cultist of Cerebelon, part 3 of 3 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 32-2 Cultist of Cerebelon, part 2 of 3 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 31-1 Cultist of Cerebelon, part 1 of 3 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 30 Explorers of the Vacuum Realm RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 29 Farming! Best farming! Supreme farming! Your crops do better! RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 28 Saving Eight Hours of Reality, Every Day RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 27 You're living in your own, Private Blaze RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 26-2 Railroaded Shopping Spree, part 2 of 2 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 25-1 Railroaded Shopping Spree, part 1 of 2. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 24 All Corporations and Clans, they are Equally Awful RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 23 [Rapping] Talk to Corporate.... Like a Boss RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 22 Q: Guess What we'll Have for Dinner? RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 21 Fifteen Body Bags RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 20 Man, I Love Recursion RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 19 Liminal Fools. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 18 Call of the Void - Legendary card. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 17 Voidissal Assassin Roberth RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 16 This chapter was delayed by a couple of hours because I binged another story. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 15 Oh, I got those references! RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 14 Fait Accompli RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 13 Welcome to the Jungle RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 12 Hi, hello there! I'm the Archstronaut. I'm talking to you from Archspace... RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 11 Liminal Captives RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 10 Friendship is Tragic RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 9 Surprise Job Interview RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 8 Liminal Hobo RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 7 Everything Is Freddy's Fault. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 6 It seems these days even the most bare necessities cost $500. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 5 Liminal Training Montage RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 4 Five Hundred Dollars???? RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 3 Liminal Guest RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 2 1% Irl RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Goal 100% met! 1 Robert's Bad Day RoyalRoadL