Midway though a VIP sneak peak event for the most anticipated VRMMO of all time, something goes horribly wrong. A hostile takeover ends up trapping 998 of the world's best players inside the simulation. One player, however, manages to slip under the algorithm that trapped everyone in the game. Shelby Baker just so happened to be in the character creator, finishing up her 17th alt of the night. Truth be told, she hadn't even managed to get out of the tutorial zone on any of her characters, keeping her 'attunement' to the game lower than necessary to enthrall her. Now it's up to Shelby to make clever use of the game's systems and bind her alts together into a force powerful enough to free the others, foil the bad guys, and finally get to enjoy the game... if she can focus on one character that long.[Participant and Winner in the RoyalRoad April 2024 Writathon Challenge]
What to expect:
This is a 'trapped in a VRMMO' type story, inspired heavily by real world MMOs and the Shadeslinger series. This story features a ragtag group of heroes pit against overwhelming odds, powerful enemies, ruthless organizations, and overpowered raid bosses, but who slowly and surely making progress. The overall mood ranges from wholesome and light to occasionally having more cynical moments and themes. There are progression elements both within the games rules and by finding bugs, hacking the game, and cheating when possible. The main progression system focuses on trying many different classes, skills, and playstyles and exploiting synergies within game systems. I didn't mean for this to be particularly slow burn, but it is...
On a more 'meta' level, expect on-going edits. This is a Writathon story, so I am editing on the fly. There will be short to moderate chapter lengths, usually on the 1500-3000 words range.
This story contains profanity, virtual violence and death, and high stress situations.
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 47 | 1.3.2: Players can now track sales and merchant movement through the market tab on their menus | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 46 | 1.3.1: Holiday recipes can now be learned through a special quest line. Enjoy your eggnog. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 45 | 1.2.21: Adjusted overall racial food craving modifiers after global carrot inventory was depleted | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 44 | 1.2.20: Players can no longer stack Charisma to barter NPC merchants down to 99% discounts | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 43 | 1.2.19: Repeatedly failing boss battles now awards a stacking "Heroics" buff for all party members | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 42 | 1.2.18: Removed the sneak penalty for players who had excessive tin coins clinking in pockets | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 41 | 1.2.17: Town Defense events will no longer automatically wake all sleeping player characters | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 40 | 1.2.16: New achievements have been added for players who visit every scenic viewpoint in a region | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 39 | 1.2.15: Corrected a skill assignment error where some monsters were given "Bite" instead of "Bark" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 38 | 1.2.14: We are reviewing evidence that raw potatoes may not be safe for wolf humanoids to consume | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 37 | 1.2.13: Added subtitles after reports of difficulty understanding the meaning of barks and growls | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 36 | 1.2.12: Players will now be reminded of the benefits of the [Cardio] passive skill once exhausted | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 35 | 1.2.11: Added 17 new types of shells for hermit crab pets to inhabit, including a birthday hat | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 34 | 1.2.10: Strong acidic damage will no longer erode through world geometry to the void below | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 33 | 1.2.9: Players may no longer summon special monsters in personal housing to keep as exotic pets | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 32 | 1.2.8: Added a chance for merchant NPCs to perceive deceptions using imitation crab meat | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 31 | 1.2.7: Reduced intensity of sulfur smell after complaints of vivid dreams of boiling eggs | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 30 | 1.2.6: Fixed a monster behavior issue where dragon-type creatures would loot player bodies | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 29 | 1.2.5: Unfriendly villagers will no longer gather rotten fruit to pelt players with | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 28 | 1.2.4: Squirrel type Daizi players can no longer steal from shops by hiding items in their cheeks | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 27 | 1.2.3: Buffed the strength of boar ankles to offset the penalty from the 'Nobility' background | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 26 | 1.2.2: A visual effect for the skill "Shadow" was removed to prevent players from looking 'evil' | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 25 | 1.2.1: Fixed an error where Project: Clean Inn Room required infinite time to complete | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 24 | 1.1.20: SCHISm integration should now correctly reward players with exclusive new loot! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 23 | 1.1.19: Achievement Sparkles have been corrected to taste like pop rocks when ingested | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 22 | 1.1.18: "Hades Fever", "Asthma Attack Down", and "Frag Histamines" may now be cured with [Tissues] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 21 | 1.1.17: Players who eat 6+ servings of food in one sitting will now gain the Upset Tummy debuff | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 20 | 1.1.16: Salt water no longer causes the 'Stinging Eyes' debuff | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 19 | 1.1.15: Players should no longer be encumbered to total immobility when carrying 99x Rough Stones | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 18 | 1.1.14: Corrected a bug where NPC party leaders would set loot rules to 'Lootmaster' | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 17 | 1.1.13: Confidants are no longer able to send player calls straight to voicemail | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 16 | 1.1.12: NPCs can no longer surpass the rate-limit in chat by refusing to breathe | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 15 | 1.1.11: Level 99 Carrot Bread has had its price adjusted from 1000 mythril coins to 12 copper | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 14 | 1.1.10: Player summoned thorns will no longer become tangled in lengthy hairstyles | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 13 | 1.1.9: Character swapping should no longer cause double vision, nausea, or phantom limb syndrome | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 12 | 1.1.8: Unresolved Issues - AI assistants lack an 'out of office' notification, tags: UX | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 11 | 1.1.7: Glowdrops no longer induce sneezing fits in companion animals | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 10 | 1.1.6: Disabled an easter egg where saying 'pspspsps' before attempting Bonding guaranteed success | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 9 | 1.1.5: The tomato variant of the fruit rat enemy was removed following reports of player confusion | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 8 | 1.1.4: Addressed an issue where the Brushcourser Guild Hall was causing some GPU models to overheat | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 7 | 1.1.3: Patched an exploit where players could ring the quest bell for infinite quests | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 6 | 1.1.2: Reduced sensation of itchiness from inn bedding utilizing straw mattresses and wool blankets | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 5 | 1.1.1: Eliminated a bug where friendly NPCs could be damaged by missed attacks | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 4 | 1.0.4: Unresolved Issues - Potential for security breach in pod architecture to be addressed | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 3 | 1.0.3: Increased visibility of oven-threatening external events while in game | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 2 | 1.0.2: Reduced the potency of dad perks for descendent of Tayne | RoyalRoadL | |
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Altoholic! [A VRMMO LitRPG Adventure] | 1 | 1.0.1: Fixed an issue where eggs would erroneously vent fun | RoyalRoadL |