"If John Waters wrote The Hobbit!" "Wizard of Oz- on acid!" "Like Lloyd Kaufman and Monty Python conceived a Garbage Pail Kid that was raised by Douglas Adams!" These are just a few of the potential comments made by hypothetical readers of "The Sifillis Stories Volume I: Soda and the Ineffable Concoction". Traversing a surreal landscape, a young girl named Soda the Cursed must go on a quest to collect five rare alchemistical ingredients so a chimpanzee can make a concoction to cure her uncle who has turned into a steaming pile of vomit. Soda faces a number of imposing challenges and makes many strange and fantastical friends along the way, including a golem made of chunks, a philosophical sack of rats, a man with a goiter for a head and a Spork armadillo. If you're a fan of epic fantasy yarns and juvenile bathroom humor than this is the novel for you!

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