When an aspiring LitRPG author who just can't get it up to finish more than a thousand words goes to sleep at night, probably the last thing they expect (even if they'd dream about it) is a real-life System Initiation beginning with a beam of rainbow-streaked nuclear cosmic Qi blasting into the Earth... straight through their bed.

No shit, though? That's exactly what happened.

This is the real story of how I got hand-picked by Fate or Luck or whatever plot-armor you prefer to become the next big MC, and I can't wait to tell you everything.