This is strictly a parody of the Lord of the Rings movies for the sake of humor, not meant to disrespect Tolkien or fans of his work. Fair warning, there will be many creative liberties taken in this story and it may drive some of the more die-hard fans crazy.

Experience the Lord of the Rings movies from the perspective of the Witch-king of Angmar, or Tony as he is known in this story. He sets out with his eight cohorts to recover a piece of jewelry his boss misplaced many years ago and through many misadventures, he struggles to find his place in an ever-changing world. He has few friends he can rely on and a boss who doesn't respect him. Will a new pet be enough for him to find the happiness he desires?