Book one, BREAKER OF GAMES, is available on Amazon. The audiobook should be out in August. John Pirhalla has stepped up to do the narration!

Meet Liam! He's an ordinary guy with an extraordinary to do list:

1. Wake up.2. Become OP and reboot the entire world.3. Maybe coffee?

In a far future, Earth is controlled by a rogue quantum AI, the world has become a chaotic video game-like landscape. Reality bends, physics are manipulated, and danger lurks around every corner. Liam is suddenly thrust into the role of Earth's unlikely hero. His mission? Rebooting the entire planet and saving humanity from destruction.

Armed with wits, rusty weapons, and a Boy Scout honor badge of sarcasm, Liam must battle monsters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and navigate a world where the rules change at the whim of the

This isn't just a game. It's a quest to unfuck the future.

"If Timothy W. Long's writing was a girl, I'd totally let her spit in my mouth." —Matt Dinniman, the dude who wrote DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL

* Heavy metal bards, * Boss battles that are like group therapy* A 70s pimp and lava lamps* No harems and no overt sexual content

When not sitting around watching Rick and Morty reruns in a bathrobe, T. Wallace Long likes to jot words down and thrust them at people. He has a predilection for weird literature and sometimes drinks Coke for breakfast. Don't tell his mom.