Sam wakes up from being dead in the body of a three-hundred-pound musclebound magical construct -- and that's the good news.

When his brother-in-law crushes him under heavy construction equipment, Sam assumes he's dead. Instead he wakes up in an alternate world where Polish mechs fight against magically empowered Russian robots in some alternate version of World War One. Giant robots with cute girl warriors who desperately need his help? Sam's pretty sure he's seen this anime before.

Unfortunately, he's been summonsed there in the body of a golem, expected to work mindlessly to help cover the escape of a decimated Hussar regiment. Sam must quickly establish himself not as just any golem, but as Sergeant Golem. His mechanical skills and Army experience are just what the fugitives need to survive. As he helps form stragglers and survivors into a fighting unit, Sam starts to feel like he's found where he truly belongs.

Going up against enemy Russian mechs and mysterious magic-users would have been plenty, but then Baba Yaga sticks her withered nose into the mix. What's a simple golem to do?

What to expect in this story:

Lots of action

An alternate world influenced by the actual history and cultures of the region

NO harem

Updates M/W/F.