Bill The Vampire

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THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.

Loud-mouthed gamer Bill Ryder thought the dice had finally rolled in his favor when he met Sally. Sadly, his triumph quickly turned into a critical failure – leaving him at death's door with his throat torn out.

Now he's a vampire, trapped in a world of monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler. They're giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn't give them a reason to dust his ass sooner.

This game isn't over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that's too obnoxious to quit. He'll need all that and more if he doesn't want to end up even deader than last time.

Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts, gory mayhem, and an unlikely hero who's still at the bottom of the food chain.

Bill The Vampire is book one of The Tome of Bill horror comedy series. Prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor.

Please note: Bill is going back into Kindle Unlimited. Due to that, I'll be removing all but the first ten percent of this book. Good news, though, the entire series is also going back into KU. So, if you enjoyed Bill The Vampire, please be sure to check out the rest of The Tome of Bill over on Amazon.

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Bill The Vampire 20 99 Problems and a Bitch is Definitely One RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 19 The Terror that Flaps in the Night RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 18 Kicking Ass and Taking Names RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 17 The Dork Tower RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 16 Date Night RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 15 History Lesson RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 14 Back To the Meat Grinder RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 13 And Now for a Kung-Fu Training Montage RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 12 One Will Stand, One Will Fall RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 11 How Do We Sleep When Our Beds Are Burning? RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 10 The Long Road ... err, Train, Back Home RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 9 Coming Clean RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 8 Sunday Bloody Sunday RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 7 It Sucks To Be a Vampire RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 6 Bill the Vampire RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 5 Be Still, My Beating Heart RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 4 A Party to Die For RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 3 The Day Before the Day I Died RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 2 Before I Became the Dearly Departed RoyalRoadL
Bill The Vampire 1 Prologue: The Day I Died RoyalRoadL