Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale

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All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?

Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode.

Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad!

A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights and injuries. No elves or harems allowed.

Updates on Wednesday and Saturday like clockwork.

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Latest release - vol. 2.0, ch. 20.0
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Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 20 Book 2, Chapter 20: Beefs and Breads RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 19 Book 2, Chapter 19: A Stout Porter RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 18 Book 2, Chapter 18: Negotiations RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 17 Book 2, Chapter 17: Pot Manor RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 16 Book 2, Chapter 16: Call in the Copper RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 15 Book 2, Chapter 15: Wheaty Bits RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 14 Book 2, Chapter 14: Liquid Gold RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 13 Book 2, Chapter 13: The Magic of Friendship RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 12 Book 2, Chapter 12: A Pink Raspberry RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 11 Book 2, Chapter 11: Guild Politics RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 10 Book 2, Chapter 10: Talking Shop RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 9 Book 2, Chapter 9: Brewing Blues RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 8 Book 2, Chapter 8: The Darkwood RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 7 Book 2 - Chapter 7: The New Guy RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 6 Book 2 - Chapter 6: Aptitude Test RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 5 Book 2 - Chapter 5: Lost in Translation RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 4 Book 2 - Chapter 4: A Goatboy, a Butler, and an Action Adventurer Walk Into a Bar RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 3 Book 2 Chapter 3: Making the Cut RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 2 Book 2 Chapter 2: Resume Duties RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 1 Book 2 Chapter 1: The Tax Man Cometh RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 Book 2 - Prologue RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 1 Book 1 - Prologue RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 1 Book 1 Changes - Read this before starting volume 2! RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 1 Book 1 - Epilogue RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 1 End of Book 1 Thoughts RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 82 Chapter 82: Shareholder RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 81 Chapter 81: Highs and Lows RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 80 Chapter 80: Release Day RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 79 Chapter 79: Rack 'em and Stack 'em RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 78 Chapter 78: The Feud RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 77 Chapter 77: Get Ready to Rumble RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 76 Chapter 76: You Can Lead A Goat to Beer RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 75 Chapter 75: Lily-Livered RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 74 Chapter 74: Cauldron Bubble RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 73 Chapter 73: Waiting the Week Away RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 72 Chapter 72: The New Brew RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 71 Chapter 71: Tourmaline RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 70 Chapter 70: The Grand Opening RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 69 Chapter 69: Fishy Situations RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 68 Chapter 68: Chosen Path RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 67 Chapter 67: Specialized RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 66 Chapter 66: Hopback RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 65 Chapter 65: Under Pressure RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 64 Chapter 64: Worth the Whistle RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 63 Chapter 63: Stalking Goat RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 62 Chapter 62: Thirsty Goat Brewpub RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 61 Chapter 61: Petey First Dates - Denoument RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 60 Chapter 60: Petey First Dates - Climax RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 59 Chapter 59: Petey First Dates - Rising Action RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 58 Chapter 58: Primetime BB RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 57 Chapter 57 Interlude: Bran's Muffins RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 56 Chapter 56: The Boozen One RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 55 Chapter 55: Rocket Dwarf RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 54 Chapter 54: Meet the Maker RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 53 Chapter 53: The Grand Market RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 52 Chapter 52: The Brewing of Yeasteryear RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 51 Chapter 51: Through the Door RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 50 Chapter 50: Pong RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 49 Chapter 49: And The Winner Is.... RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 48 Chapter 48: The Barck Beer Brawl RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 47 Chapter 47: Scouting the Competition RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 46 Chapter 46: All In RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 45 Chapter 45: The Competition Begins RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 44 Chapter 44: Gamblin' Dwarf RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 43 Chapter 43: Meet the Goldstones RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 42 Chapter 42: Thirsty Goat Brewing RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 41 Chapter 41: Rough and Tuff RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 40 Chapter 40: At the Gates RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 39 Chapter 39: The Journey RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 38 Chapter 38 Interlude: Brother Mine RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 37 Chapter 37 Interlude: Ginger I Can't Believe It's Not Ale RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 36 Chapter 36 Interlude: Heart to Hearts RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 35 Chapter 35 Interlude: Somewhere Else RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 34 Chapter 34: Closure RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 33 Chapter 33: Loose Ends RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 32 Chapter 32: Burn it with Fire RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 31-2 Chapter 31: Stoneants Part 2 RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 30-1 Chapter 30: Stoneants Part 1 RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 29 Chapter 29: Tannins RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 28 Chapter 28: BIG BOOM RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 27 Chapter 27: Boomdust RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 26 Chapter 26: Fancy Dress Party RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 25 Chapter 25: A Wider World RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 24 Chapter 24: Das Boot RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 23 Chapter 23: Flash of Insight RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 22 Chapter 22: Office Gossip RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 21 Chapter 21: Blood and Vinegar RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 20 Chapter 20: Boom! RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 19 Chapter 19: Title Drop RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 18 Chapter 18: Boom? RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 17 Chapter 17: Charcoal RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 16 Chapter 16: Coddled RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 15 Chapter 15: Eh RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 14 Chapter 14: Pete the Dwarf RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 13 Chapter 13: A Salty Balin RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 12 Chapter 12: A Bicycle Ride RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 11 Chapter 11: Somewhere else RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 10 Chapter 10: Rescue and realization RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 9 Chapter 9: Blessing RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 8-2 Chapter 8: The Firmament Part 2 RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 7-1 Chapter 7: The Firmament Part 1 RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 6 Chapter 6: A dwarven handshake RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 5 Chapter 5: Be mine RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 4 Interlude 4: The Grudge RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 4 Chapter 4: A glass half full RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 3 Chapter 3: A mop and a whistle RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 3 Interlude 3: Glass works RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 Chapter 2: I was reincarnated as a dwarf but all the beer is bad! RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 2 Interlude 2: Blue Opal RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 1 Chapter 1: Trouble is brewing RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale 1 Interlude 1: Grim Satisfaction RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale Answering Questions and Fanart RoyalRoadL
Beefs and Breads: A Cozy Dwarf Tale Audiobook Announcement RoyalRoadL