(Futuristic, Post Apocalyptic, Dark But Also Amusing, Hunter Killer Robots, Super Powered Humans, Capes, Cyborgs, World War Four, Butter Fries, Battles Galore)

In 2013 Kevin took a gig as a test subject at NeoCryoICT, a government subsidized cryogenic sleep laboratory. He didn't know they were playing with peoples brains like macaroni art and calling it "progress". Fortunately he slept through all that… Never felt a thing. Then World War Three started, an apocalypse happened, and two hundred years of World War Four raged on while he was still asleep in his box. He's awake now. Lucky lucky Kevin. Yea. Except World War Four is still on, and it's superhuman vs superhuman vs machine out there…. Every. Single. Day.

Now that Kevin is awake, the violence has only escalated. The world is circling the drain again. The thing is, this story isn't all about Kevin, even though the rest of the world seems to think so. I think you may be the key to everything, if you can even hear me. Can you hear me? If you can, you need to listen carefully.

My name is Kevin, by the way.