I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm

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A disembodied soul floated in front of what appeared to be a cloud of darkness, the cloud pulsed growing small then big and it moved all around in swirling patterns never to remain in one place too long.

Well, this soul once was a man, but it died, no, not it – He; Even in death he had a strong sense of self. He looked around there was only emptiness and this nebulous ever-changing blob of darkness.

The soul felt the overwhelming pressure coming out of this cloud. There were only a few things to assume.

"Are you here to take me to the afterlife?" He asked still uncertain in ability of this cloud to speak.

But, oh it spoke, directly into his mind. "Mortal," the booming voice penetrated his very core, "there is a life after, but not the one you might expect." The cloud of darkness surrounded him from all sides. "I've won your soul and so you will be reincarnated."

He didn't remember gambling or selling something so important…

The entity continued. "Worry not, Mortal, I'll put you in one of my worlds. In a place where no one would expect, so you'll be safe for a while."

"This world, it's not Earth?" He asked having a hunch already.

"A world of strife and magic; a harsh place. But be not afraid, I shall bestow upon you a few boons; the standard sort."

He had a hundred questions he wanted to ask, but he felt his soul body to become overwhelmed by the power the entity was emitting. The swirling cloud of darkness thundered and lit with purple colour, much like a thunderstorm, and then one of the stray bolts of lighting hit him directly; likely on purpose. And then it hit again and again. While it was scary it only tickled his soul a bit. The lightning bolts were harmless but they did a thing, or three…

Three lines of text floated in his vision:

[Perk Resurrection [1] obtained.]

[Perk Language Comprehension obtained.]

[Perk Chaos Blessed obtained.]

The last one sounded ominous. It made him wonder about what sort of entity this was.

"Off you go, Mortal."

Everything went black, he didn't even get to ask the name of the entity or even the place he will be… reincarnated?

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NOTE: This is an isekai crafting/farming story with slice-of-life elements + governing your settlement. Or at least it will attempt to be such.

NOTE #2: In later chapters the story takes a darker turn, and our MC becomes more Dark aligned (Chaotic Evil or smg). There are some morally dubious choices made.

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I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 149 149.5 – Darkness To Dispell The Night, Terror To Give You Hope. RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 149 149 – From Dust To Dust, From Pie To Crust 🥧 RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 148 148 – [Unbendable], [Indestructible], [Unyielding] … [Plot Armour]!!! RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 147 147 – Who Do You Call If You Have A Spidery Problem? RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 146 146 - Desperta Calamities Require Desperate Actions RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 145 145 – No Walls, No Forts, Nothing At All Could Stop The… RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 144 144 – Then The Prey Traps You Instead RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 144 144 – Do You Have What It Take To Ride The Storm RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 143 143 – Unexpected Visitors RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 142 142 – It's Time To Strike. It's Hammer Time! RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 142 142.5 – Burning Need For Some Hot And Deadly Laser RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 141 141 – The Dangers Of The Seductive Honey Pot 🍯 RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 140 140 – Dream Come True And Other Shenanigans RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 139 139 – The Children, They Grow So Quick. Right? RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 138 138 – The Unexpected Spider Cultivator RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 137 137 – The Trouble In the Water RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 136 136 - The Irregular Adventuring Party RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 136 136.5 – Booze Liberation Army Always Strikes At Midnight RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 135 135 – Minions Above And Minions Below RoyalRoadL
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I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 133 133 - Eat A Pie, Be Human No More RoyalRoadL
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I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 128 128 - The Pleasures Of The Galleon Whale Cruise RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 127 127 – The Serpentine, The Fruit, And The Garden RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 126 126 - I Can't Be Your First, But I Shall Be Your Second! 😚 RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 125 125 - The Trouble Brought By The Poorly Timed Evolution RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 124 124 – The Foolish Kings With Wrong Assumptions RoyalRoadL
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I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 121 121 - The Monster System Is Full Of Tricks RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 120 120 - He Went Fishing But He Caught More Than He Bargained For RoyalRoadL
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I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 112 112 - Magical Problems Require Magical Solutions RoyalRoadL
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I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 102 102 - Strap On For Reckless Fun RoyalRoadL
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I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 100 100 - The Hunt Of An Elusive Darkness RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 100 100.5 - I Can't Help But Crave For More RoyalRoadL
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I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 88 88 - Monster System Unlocked RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 87 87 - Sluggishly Magnificent But Highly Dusty Fight RoyalRoadL
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I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 83 83.5 - Puppet No More RoyalRoadL
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I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 80 80.3 - Duality of Man RoyalRoadL
I have been blessed by Chaos but all I want to do is chill on a farm 80 80.9 - It Popped Like Popcorn 🍿 RoyalRoadL
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