A Minefield Full of Penguins

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Book One - A Minefield Full of Penguins

My name is Xavier Costella and a year ago I was the biggest, baddest Sergeant the Royal Engineers had ever had. I've seen so much crap even my demons have PTSD. Now, after the thing with the penguins I'm stuck on civvy street, in bloody London, in a relationship that's going nowhere.

And now, out of the blue James, whom I haven't seen for seventeen years called me and tells me Simon has died in what sounds like really suspicious circumstances. That means there's just the three of us in the Club now. James says he might have a job for me. One that will suit my skills down to the ground. He says it will get me out of London, way out of London...

Book Two - The Cormorant on The Lightning Rod

Sir Brand, youngest Knight of the Citadel and card carrying member of the Interesting Times Club, returns from his sojourn in the strange and alien city of London with a haircut, a stylish new suit and a head full of new ideas.

All he wants to do is reclaim his ancestral lands, take bloody revenge on the elusive Iron Brotherhood, marry Princess Blodwyn, and, if he has time, banish some of the demons from his past. Not *all* of them, just the really annoying ones.

What could go wrong?

Author's Note. These novels contains bloody violence, dark humour, uncensored swashbuckling, erotic scenes, extreme innuendo and puns that will make your hair curl. Many of the characters aren't white and a few may even be attracted to the same sex.

A Minefield Full of Penguins was published on Kindle back in 2018, The Cormorant on the Lightning Rod in 2020

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A Minefield Full of Penguins 2 1 Book Two - The Cormorant on the Lightning Rod - Part One - Sex and Dragons and Rock and Roll RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 65 Chapter 65 - The Friendzone RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 64 Chapter 64 - Bashing the Bishop RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 63 Chapter 63 - Knight School RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 62 Chapter 62 - Marooned RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 61 Chapter 61 - Mostly Apples RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 60 Chapter 60 - Knight Time RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 59 CHAPTER 59 - Ground Zero RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 58 Chapter 58 - The Phantom Wang Drawer of Old Trafalgar Town RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 57 Chapter 57 - All's Fair in Love and War RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 56 Chapter 56 - Back From the Dead RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 55 CHAPTER 55 - A Very Naughty Boy RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 54 CHAPTER 54 - How to Summon Dragons RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 53 CHAPTER 53 - Social Dragonfly RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 52 CHAPTER 52 - The Batman RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 51 CHAPTER 51 - Secrets and Lies RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 50 CHAPTER 50 - It's a Nice day for a Red Wedding RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 49 CHAPTER 49 - Diplomacy by Other Means RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 48 CHAPTER 48 - Legal Aliens RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 47 CHAPTER 47 - Revelations RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 46 CHAPTER 46 - Fire Hazard RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 45 CHAPTER 45 - The Trafalgar Swimming Club RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 44 CHAPTER 44 - The One that Got Away RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 43 Chapter 43 - Deus Ex Machine Gun RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 42 Chapter 42 – A Bridge Over Troubled Water RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 41 CHAPTER 41 - A Target Rich Environment RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 40 CHAPTER 40 - Perspective RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 39 CHAPTER 39 - Here Comes the Fuzz RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 38 CHAPTER 38 - I'm not Saying it's Aliens... RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 37 CHAPTER 37 - Left Behind RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 37 CHAPTER 37 - Under the Microscope RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 36 CHAPTER 36 - When Penguins Attack RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 35 CHAPTER 35 - The One Use of Dragonblood RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 34 CHAPTER 34 - Convincing Backstories RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 33 CHAPTER 33 - Going Underground RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 32 CHAPTER 32 - Everyone has to Have a Hobby RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 31 CHAPTER 31 - No Dragons to Slay RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 30 CHAPTER 30 - Stick 'Em With the Pointy End RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 29 CHAPTER 29 - A Secret That Can Never be Told RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 28 CHAPTER 28 - Legal Eagle RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 27 CHAPTER 27 - Bashing the Bishop RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 27 CHAPTER 27 - Closer to God RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 26 CHAPTER 26 - Phone a Friend RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 25 Chapter 25 - Sane* RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 24 CHAPTER 24 - Meet the Neighbours RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 23 CHAPTER 23 - A Traitor in our Midst RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 23 CHAPTER 23 - Traitor? RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 22 CHAPTER 22 - Thou Shalt Not Subject Thy God to Market Forces RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 21 CHAPTER 21 - When the Weight of History is Sitting on Your Shoulders, Use the Good Furniture RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 20 CHAPTER 20 – Petty Cash RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 20 CHAPTER 20 – Wonderful Things RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 19 CHAPTER 19 - Staying on the Right Side of Higher Powers RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 18 Chapter 18 - Part of the Food Chain RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 17 CHAPTER 17 - Performance Review RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 16 CHAPTER 16 - Better than a Tent RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 16 CHAPTER 16 - Medical Experimentation RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 15 CHAPTER 15 - Ruler of the Rubble RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 14 CHAPTER 14 - Gunboat Diplomacy RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 13 CHAPTER 13 - Swashbuckling for Beginners RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 12 CHAPTER 12 - Mild Peril RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 11 CHAPTER 11 - A Bad First Impression RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 10 CHAPTER 10 - One Small Step RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 9 CHAPTER 9 - First Contact RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 8 CHAPTER 8 - Helping the Police with their Enquires RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 7 CHAPTER 7 - Meet the New Boss RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 6 CHAPTER 6 - A Free and Frank Exchange of Views RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 5 CHAPTER 5 - When You're Tired of London... RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 4 CHAPTER 4 - Good Omens RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 3 CHAPTER 3 - Agency Work RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 2 CHAPTER 2 - Swimming at the Deep End of the Gene Pool RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 2 CHAPTER 2 - At the Deep End of the Gene Pool RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 1 CHAPTER 1 - Putting the Fun in Funeral RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins 2 Part Two - River of Blod - Interlude Two - Paying it Forward RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins Prologue RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins Epilogue RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins A Minefield Full of Penguins Character List & Info - WARNING - CONTAINS SPOILERS! RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins INTERLUDE - Life on Earths RoyalRoadL
A Minefield Full of Penguins Interlude One - The Things We Do For Love RoyalRoadL