Book One - A Minefield Full of Penguins

My name is Xavier Costella and a year ago I was the biggest, baddest Sergeant the Royal Engineers had ever had. I've seen so much crap even my demons have PTSD. Now, after the thing with the penguins I'm stuck on civvy street, in bloody London, in a relationship that's going nowhere.

And now, out of the blue James, whom I haven't seen for seventeen years called me and tells me Simon has died in what sounds like really suspicious circumstances. That means there's just the three of us in the Club now. James says he might have a job for me. One that will suit my skills down to the ground. He says it will get me out of London, way out of London...

Book Two - The Cormorant on The Lightning Rod

Sir Brand, youngest Knight of the Citadel and card carrying member of the Interesting Times Club, returns from his sojourn in the strange and alien city of London with a haircut, a stylish new suit and a head full of new ideas.

All he wants to do is reclaim his ancestral lands, take bloody revenge on the elusive Iron Brotherhood, marry Princess Blodwyn, and, if he has time, banish some of the demons from his past. Not *all* of them, just the really annoying ones.

What could go wrong?

Author's Note. These novels contains bloody violence, dark humour, uncensored swashbuckling, erotic scenes, extreme innuendo and puns that will make your hair curl. Many of the characters aren't white and a few may even be attracted to the same sex.

A Minefield Full of Penguins was published on Kindle back in 2018, The Cormorant on the Lightning Rod in 2020