Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It

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Topher Bailey has been summoned to a magical world, given a special power, and confronted with a call to destiny!

The problem? His power is dumb. Even the other denizens of this mystical realm agree -- it's completely worthless. Also, Topher is, like, forty-three, with a boatload of health problems and no real ambition. He's not going to be slaying any demon lords anytime soon.

In fact, everything is probably going to be very boring. No epic battles, no stirring romances, and definitely, definitely no drama whatsoever.

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Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 101 Chapter One Hundred and One: Daylight Reflects My Starving Soul, And Open Wounds For Everyone To See RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 100 Chapter One Hundred: Between The Velvet Lies, There's A Truth As Hard As Steel RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 99 Chapter Ninety-Nine: Heed Not The Words Others Throw RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 98 Chapter Ninety-Eight: There In The Middle Of The Circle He Stands RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 97 Chapter Ninety-Seven: All My Scars Are On The Inside RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 96 Chapter Ninety-Six: Out Beyond The Stars, Where The Wind Takes Me Away RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 95 Chapter Ninety-Five: I Know You Hear Me, I Can Taste It In Your Tears RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 94 Chapter Ninety-Four: Ruined In Pieces, A Human Machine RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 93 Chapter Ninety-Three: To Make It Easier To Take What Life I'm Owed RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 92 Chapter Ninety-Two: Too Many Lost, Links In A Chain Passed Down RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 91 Chapter Ninety-One: Not About To See Your Light RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 90 Chapter Ninety: On A Cobweb Afternoon, In A Room Full Of Emptiness RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 89 Chapter Eighty-Nine: Believe Me When I Say, It's A Long Way Back From Here RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 88 Chapter Eighty-Eight: Wise Men Wonder While Strong Men Die RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 87 Chapter Eighty-Seven: Walls That We Just Can't Break Through Until We Disappear RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 86 Chapter Eighty-Six: A Drop In The Ocean, A Crack In The Sky RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 85 Chapter Eighty-Five: I Have Given My Heart For A Moment Of Glory RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 84 Chapter Eighty-Four: There Was A King (An Evil King), Who Dreamt The Wickedest Of Dreams RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 83 Chapter Eighty-Three: Out Here There's No Negotiation, No Room To Start A Conversation RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 82 Chapter Eighty-Two: Reluctantly Crouched At The Starting Line RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 81 Chapter Eighty-One: I'm In The Business Of Misery, Let's Take It From The Top RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 80 Chapter Eighty: The Fire We Need, To Bend And To Breathe RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 79 Chapter Seventy-Nine: Send Me A Sign, Heal This Broken Melody RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 78 Chapter Seventy-Eight: You Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel, You Put Your Nose To The Grindstone RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 77 Chapter Seventy-Seven: All The Limits Are To Break Forevermore RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 76 Chapter Seventy-Six: The Universe Will Fit Inside My Palm RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 75 Chapter Seventy-Five: Gather All Who Remain Here, This Will Be An Epic Display RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 74 Chapter Seventy-Four: I Think It's Time We Blow This Scene, Get Everybody And The Stuff Together RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 73 Chapter Seventy-Three: A Seven-Nation Army Couldn't Hold Me Back RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 72 Chapter Seventy-Two: Gonna Break My Rusty Cage And Run RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 71 Chapter Seventy-One: A Radio Transmission Sent To Get The Heart To Listen RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 70 Chapter Seventy: This Isn't Giving Up, No, This Is Letting Go RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 69 Chapter Sixty-Nine: On A Cold Winter Morning, In The Time Before The Light RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 68 Chapter Sixty-Eight: Oh No, They Say He's Got To Go RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 67 Chapter Sixty-Seven: Think You Can Cover Me, Well Save Yourself RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 66 Chapter Sixty-Six: You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 65 Chapter Sixty-Five: Who's Got The Looks, Who's Got The Brains, Who's Got Everything RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 64 Chapter Sixty-Four: I Ain't Missin' Not A Single Thing RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 63 Chapter Sixty-Three: You Can Check Out Anytime You Like, But You Can Never Leave RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 62 Chapter Sixty-Two: When It's Over, That's The Time I Fall In Love Again RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 61 Chapter Sixty-One: God Has Spoken Through His Conscience RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 60 Chapter Sixty: I Tamper With The Evidence At Onee-chan's Murder Site RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 59 Chapter Fifty-Nine: In Touch With The Ground, I'm On The Hunt, I'm After You RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 58 Chapter Fifty-Eight: If You Can't Hang Then There's The Door, Baby RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 57 Chapter Fifty-Seven: Tell Me We Both Matter, Don't We RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 56 Chapter Fifty-Six: Your Fragile Heart Feeds My Contempt RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 55 Chapter Fifty-Five: I Think I've Thought Myself To Death RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 54 Chapter Fifty-Four: Broke Into The Old Apartment RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 53 Chapter Fifty-Three: I Got Your Picture, I'm Coming With You, Dear Maria Count Me In RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 52 Chapter Fifty-Two: Come Back Again, It's Almost Easy RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 51 Chapter Fifty-One: This Time You've Gone Too Far, I Told You RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 50 Chapter Fifty: All And None Of The Answers I've Found RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 49 Chapter Forty-Nine: So If You Must Falter, Be Wise RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 48 Chapter Forty-Eight: I Love This Potion, Baby, But I Can't See Straight Anymore RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 47 Chapter Forty-Seven: From My Heart And From My Hand RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 46 Chapter Forty-Six: Show Me What It's For, Make Me Understand It RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 45 Chapter Forty-Five: Don't Think Sorry's Easily Said RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 44 Chapter Forty-Four: The World Around Us Cast In Flames RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 43 Chapter Forty-Three: Call Me A Liar, A King, Or A Fool RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 42 Chapter Forty-Two: You Got A Piece Of Me, And Honestly RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 41 Chapter Forty-One: Everything That Kills Me Makes Me Feel Alive RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 40 Chapter Forty: They All Got The Same Heartbeat RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 39 Chapter Thirty-Nine: Man Your Own Jackhammer RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 38 Chapter Thirty-Eight: More Evil Than Violence RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 37 Chapter Thirty-Seven: Is This The Fifties, Or Nineteen Ninety-Nine RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 36 Chapter Thirty-Six: I'm Not Looking Back, But I Want To Look Around Me Now RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 35 Chapter Thirty-Five: This Probably Won't End Well RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 34 Chapter Thirty-Four: All The Things That You Never Ever Told Me RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 33 Chapter Thirty-Three: Ten Thousand Stars I've Prayed For RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 32 Chapter Thirty-Two: Welcome to the Dungeon, We Got Fun and Games RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 31 Chapter Thirty-One: Y Regreso AquĆ­, Otra Vez Y Comienzo RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 30 Chapter Thirty: The Real Relation, the Underlying Theme RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 29 Chapter Twenty-Nine: How Can One Little Street Swallow So Many Lives RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 28 Chapter Twenty-Eight: It's A Dead Man's Party, Who Could Ask For More RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 27 Chapter Twenty-Seven: Show Me On The Doll Where the Balrog Maimed You RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 26 Chapter Twenty-Six: Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Merchants RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 25 Chapter Twenty-Five: Hey There, Sexy Mama, Wanna Kill All Goblins? RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 24 Chapter Twenty-Four: I Been Downhearted Baby, Ever Since The Day You Left RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 23 Chapter Twenty-Three: It's A Long Way When You Drop, If You Wanna Rock And Roll RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 22 Chapter Twenty-Two: Roses Are Red, Storm Clouds Are Black RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 21 Chapter Twenty-One: Apply Directly To The Forehead RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 20 Chapter Twenty: Oh Yeah, Life Goes On, Long After Things Stop Giving XP RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 19 Chapter Nineteen: Sir, Have You Tried Turning Your Chickens Off And Then On Again RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 18 Chapter Eighteen: Now I've Had The Slime Of My Life RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 17 Chapter Seventeen: Here I Go Again On My Own RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 16 Chapter Sixteen: Hey You, You're Finally Awake RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 15 Chapter Fifteen: I Never Told You What I Did To Level Up RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 14 Chapter Fourteen: I'm Here To Kill Elves And Eat Sakura Mochi, And I'm All Outta Elves RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 13 Chapter Thirteen: I'd Like To Report A Problem With The Universe, Yes I'll Hold RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 12 Chapter Twelve: Fighting Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 11 Chapter Eleven: Your Destruction May Be Recorded For Quality Assurance Purposes RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 10 Chapter Ten: He Was An Elf, She Was A Mage, Can I Make It Any More Obvious RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 9 Chapter Nine: Butt Of The Class RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 8 Chapter Eight: Have You Tried NOT Being Doomed? RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 7 Chapter Seven: Patient Number Six, The Wizard Will Destroy You Now RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 6 Chapter Six: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In The Dungeon RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 5 Chapter Five: It's Called A Training Montage, Stupid RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 4 Chapter Four: Let's Go To Jail RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 3 Chapter Three: What's School Got To Do With It RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 2 Chapter Two: How Many Gold Coins For A Cheeseburger? RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 1 Interlude: Checkpoint 001-A RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It 1 Chapter One: Does Anyone Here Speak American? RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: T-Minus Ninety-Seven Seconds RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: Lagrange Point One RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: Before The Throne Of The Cadaver King RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: Athwart the Gunwales of the Ship of Destiny RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: The Fall Of The House of Kholoth RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: The Northern Tower RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: In The Mountains RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: The War Room RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: The Kill Zone RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: Turning And Turning In The Widening Gyre RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: Among The Linden Trees RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: The Penultimate Floor of the Infinite Dungeon RoyalRoadL
Zeroth Moment: My Cheat Skill Is Stupid, So I'll Just Ignore It Interlude: Within the Vault of Bones and Ashes RoyalRoadL