Unwillingly becoming a player in a game where consequences could mean your death, [Nova] must find a way to survive in this new RPG-like world. But the odds are against her, for Nova has accidentally chosen a background that almost guarantees her death, but at least she got a good class?
Think again, though boasting the title of the rarest, the [Acolyte] starting class is nothing but a joke. A support role that can only defend and with the worst stat array in the game. With a missing twin brother to find and accidentally stumbling into a scheme thousands of years in making, Nova will have to do the impossible; advance through the game as a [Acolyte] sworn to no god.
Time to show everyone, why you should never insult the Healer.
[Never Insult the Healer will continue April. 1st with the Spring Royal Road Writathon.][Part of this story was written for the April 2023 Royal Road Writathon challenge.][Warnings! - There is content in this book that might be triggering, please read safely. Full list of possible triggering scenarios are: Child abuse/death, loss of identity, character death, mention of suicide, murder(human vs. human), animal death.[I will do my best to keep this list as updated as I can.]]
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Never Insult the Healer | 15 | [15] [Tutorial mission 10 – Epic Level Monster Defeated] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 14 | [14] [Tutorial mission 9 –Death Sends Her Regards] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 13 | [13] [Tutorial mission 8 – A Ghost, a God, and a Girl] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 12 | [12] [Tutorial mission 7 - Do not Gaze into the Abyss] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 11 | [11] [Tutorial mission 7 - Do not Gaze into the Abyss] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 11 | [11] [Tutorial Mission 6 - Shadows of the Past] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 10 | [10] [Tutorial mission: Shadows of the Past] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 10 | [10] [Tutorial Mission 6 - Shadows of the Past] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 10 | [10] [Tutorial Mission 5 - In the Darkness There is Light] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 9 | [9] [Tutorial Mission 5 - In the Darkness There is Light] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 9 | [9] [Memory Recall 1 - The Fallen Saint's Heart] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 8 | [8] [Memory Recall 1 - The Fallen Saint's Heart] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 8 | [8] [Tutorial Mission 4 - The Second Floor] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 7 | [7] [Tutorial Mission 4 - The Second Floor] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 7 | [7] [Tutorial mission 3 – Who are you?] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 6 | [6] [Tutorial mission 3 – Who are you?] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 6 | [6] [Tutorial Mission 2 – Surprise Encounter] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 5 | [Tutorial Mission 5 - In the Darkness There is Light] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 5 | [5] [Tutorial Mission 2 – Surprise Encounter] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 5 | [5] [Tutorial Mission 2 – Unexpected Encounter] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 5 | [5] [Tutorial Mission 1 – An Unexpected Treasure] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 4 | [Tutorial Mission 4 - The Second Floor] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 4 | [4] [Tutorial Mission 1 – An Unexpected Treasure] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 4 | [4] [Backstory Archive 4 – Escape the Starting Zone] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 3 | [Tutorial mission 3 – Who are you?] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 3 | [3] [Background Archive 3 – Escape the Starting Zone] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 3 | [3] [Backstory Archive 3 – Class Clash] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 3 | [Background Archive 3 – Escape the Starting Zone] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 3 | [3] [Backstory Archive 3 – Escape the Starting Zone] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 2 | [Backstory Archive 2 – Class Clash] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 2 | [Tutorial Mission 2 – Unexpected Encounter] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 2 | [2] [Backstory Archive 2 – Class Clash] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 2 | [2] [Backstory Archive 2 – Gearing Up] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 1 | [Backstory Archive 1 – The Tutorial Begins] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 1 | [Memory Recall 1 - The Fallen Saint's Heart] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 1 | [Backstory Archive 1 – The Game Begins] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 1 | [1] [Backstory Archive 1 – The Game Begins] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | 1 | [Tutorial Mission 1 –An Unexpected Treasure] | RoyalRoadL | |
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Never Insult the Healer | [Index of Stored Information for Target Player [Nova]] | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Never Insult the Healer | Updated Update (and a SURPRISE!) | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Never Insult the Healer | Second Update | RoyalRoadL | ||