Brooke believed she'd understood the tug-of-war between entities seeking to end or save humanity. She believed in the Vanguard, heroes granted immense power via contracts with the eldritch. She believed she would have no part in any of it. Above all, she believed in a path where she could return to a semblance of normality.
She was wrong.
Follow Brooke and Roosevelt's incomprehensible journey as they contend with forces beyond her understanding. And as she delves deeper into the abyss, she'll find new allies, horrifying phobias, and a healthy respect for anything with more than two mouths.
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Unfathomably Cute | 51 | Chapter Fifty-One: There are, in fact, stupid questions. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 50 | Chapter Fifty: Swaddle the Demon Child | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 49 | Chapter Forty-Nine: Come here often? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 48 | Chapter Forty-Eight: Not quite the haze I was talking about | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 47 | Chapter Forty-Seven: A hint of innocent condescension. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 46 | Chapter Forty-Six: Et tu, Asclepius? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 45 | Chapter Forty-Five: Some confessions are made better at mach speed. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 44 | Chapter Forty-Four: It's Okay, You Can Look Like a Daft Clown if You Want. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 43 | Chapter Forty-Three: For legal reasons, this is not a bag of holding. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 42 | Chapter Forty-Two: Sir, put the eyebrows down and step away from the vehicle. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 41 | Chapter Forty-One: Buttercup | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 40 | Chapter Forty: No, the rice isn't for me! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 39 | Chapter Thirty-Nine: A Terrific Day for Rain. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 38 | Chapter Thirty-Eight: Threat of death under spork point. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 37 | Chapter Thirty-Seven: The televised execution of my public image | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 36 | Chapter Thirty-Six: You're getting paid to watch me get my ass beat? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 35 | Chapter Thirty-Five: It has fingerprints. Why would it have fingerprints? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 34 | Chapter Thirty-Four: What's in the boooooox | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 33 | Chapter Thirty-Three: A Byproduct of my Newfound Nihilism. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 32 | Chapter Thirty-Two: For you, special discount! Half-off! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 31 | Chapter Thirty-One: Any excuse for a murder | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 30 | Chapter Thirty: Suffering from a Mind Goblin. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 29 | Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Squidicide Squad | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 28 | Chapter Twenty-Eight: Johnny I hardly knew ya! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 27 | Chapter Twenty-Seven: Schrödinger's Bastage. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 26 | Chapter Twenty-Six: Just a few inches off the top, I swear. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 25 | Chapter Twenty-Five: Dead Girl Walking | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 24 | Chapter Twenty-Four: I'm Promotin' ya to Prosthesis. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 23 | Chapter Twenty-Three: The Calm Before the- Oh, Shit! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 22 | Chapter Twenty-Two: The Lion, the Witch, the Audacity of this Old One. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 22 | Chapter Twenty-Two: The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of this Old One. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 21 | Chapter Twenty-One: Is this what being a Vanguard is? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 20 | Chapter Twenty: It seems you were unprepared for my Alzheimer's beam, Mr. Bond! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 19 | Chapter Nineteen: It's not Marsupial themed! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 18 | Chapter Eighteen: My Life is only technically, theoretically, debatably in danger. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 17 | Chapter Seventeen: The indescribable pain of dropping a phone on your own face at three am | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 16 | Chapter Sixteen: Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 15 | Chapter fifteen: Nae but a Glorified cows tit! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 14 | Chapter fourteen: Sometimes you gotta beat the ladies off with a stick. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 13 | Chapter Thirteen: Oh gods, do I need a cult? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 12 | Chapter Twelve: It's really just an aesthetic thing, to be honest. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 11 | Chapter Eleven: Clever Girl | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 10 | Chapter ten: Some of us are pod people, okay? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 10 | Chapter ten: Some of us are pod people, okay? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 9 | Chapter Nine: Y'all want anything from the drink fabricator? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 8 | Chapter Eight: Terraria, anyone? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 7 | Chapter Seven: Clickity Clackity, I am contractually… obligated-y? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 6 | Chapter six: Kids and their gat' dang smart phones | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 5 | Chapter Five: Pitiful human trauma | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 4 | Chapter four: Sweet Dreams | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 3 | Chapter three: No beans, please. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 2 | Chapter two: Teddy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | 1 | Chapter one: Nickelwise | RoyalRoadL | |
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Unfathomably Cute | Terraria, anyone? | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Unfathomably Cute | Interlude: The General Marches to War. | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Unfathomably Cute | Not a Chapter!: Haitus Vibes | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Unfathomably Cute | My hubris towards god has not gone unpunished (temporary halt on chapters) | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Unfathomably Cute | No chapter due to Dain Bramage! | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Unfathomably Cute | Community Magazine contest submission! | RoyalRoadL | ||