Think your life is tough? Try taking your dog for a walk in just a loincloth.
The instant he opened the chest that looked like it fell straight off the Game Of Thrones set, Chad's reality was turned upside down.
His home city has vanished, replaced by a strange fantasy world. Fantastical creatures chase him. His seven-pound Chihuahua, Slash, can speak and seems to enjoy using his potty mouth. And a game's AI is talking to him, or he's suddenly hearing voices. Neither is an attractive option.
When they discover they've been transported into a survivalist fantasy game, they realize the clock is ticking. Too much to do and not enough time to do it all. Gather resources, build a camp, fight fantasy creatures, and form alliances just to make it another day.
But there's no rest for the weary.
In the military, Chad saw enough violence and decided long ago that he was done with it. Darkworld has other plans. The game's AI seems to be pushing players to compete against and even kill one another in the ultimate game of survival. To make matters worse, game designers have allowed outsiders to pay to hunt players. Making a sport out of murder? In Darkworld, anything goes.
Chad and Slash find themselves confronting death at every turn.
In a world where even allies could become enemies, Chad is going to have to become what he doesn't want to be just to make it out of Darkworld alive.
This is a work in progress. Major editing will be done after the book is complete. Expect typos and imperfections--some of those make it into my 20+ books already out in the world. No one is perfect after all. My gratitude goes out to everyone willing to help me find these errors now. Since this is my first time publishing on Royal Road, I'll do my best to keep everyone updated as I progress. After this work is approved, and I upload the initial chapters, I will upload new chapters 2x per week. Thank you! - Paul
General Information:
Chad The Impaler is a litrpg/gamelit survivalist series. The first two books will be written in 2023. The series has heavy survivalist elements, inspired by games throughout my life that put characters in bare environments from which they had to gather resources, build camps, weapons, and even kingdoms. Stats and progression are part of the characters' journeys. The stats are part of the story, but those who don't care to read them will not lose out on the story. Humor is important. Even though these characters have had everything taken away from them and find themselves in a new, austere reality, there is always space for humor (because real life is serious and stressful enough, isn't it?). In any story between a man and his talking pup, expect guy humor galore.
Copyright © 2023Paul Sating
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
Yes, the MC name is different on the cover from future chapters of the story (after early April), based on great feedback from RR readers. Thank you!
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Chad The Impaler | 39 | 39 - Man With A Mission | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 38 | 38 - Fear Of The Dark | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 37 | 37 - Your Beast Of Burden | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 36 | 36 - Strangers In A Really Strange Land | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 35 | 35 - Hard Bargain | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 34 | 34 - Why Can't We Be Friends? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 33 | 33 - Zombie | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 32 | 32 - Mostly The Good Die Young | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 31 | 31 - Snake Bite Love… Sorta | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 30 | 30 - Fight For Your Rights | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 29 | 29 - Been Caught Stealing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 28 | 28 - Modern Caveman… And Dog | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 27 | 27 - Dude, Where's My House? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 26 | 26 - Rattlesnake Shake | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 25 | 25 - Knock On Wood | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 24 | 24 - Free Bird | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 23 | 23 - The Price | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 22 | 22 - Here's To The Farmer | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 21 | 21 - Bat Outta Hell | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 20 | 20 - Blanket On The Ground | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 19 | 19 - How To Save A Life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 18 | 18 – Survive | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 17 | 17 – Mountains | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 16 | 16 - Feel Like A Monster | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 15 | 15 - Into The Fire | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 14 | 14 - Wherever We May Roam | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 13 | 13 - No One Gets Out (A)Live | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 12 | 12 - Dilemmas | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 11 | 11 - Raspberry Berets | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 10 | 10 - Every Rose Has Their Thorn | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 9 | 9 - Learn To Fly | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 8 | 8 - Not So Home Sweet Home | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 8 | 8 - Redneck Games | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 7 | 7 - Play The Game Tonight | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 7 | 7 - Chase Like A Beast | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 6 | 6 - Games People Play | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 6 | 6 - Jump | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 5 | 5 - Not So Home Sweet Home | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 5 | 5 - Give The Dog A Bone | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 4 | 4 - Chase Like A Beast | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 4 | 4 - Man In The Box? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 3 | 3 - Give The Dog A Bone | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 3 | 3 - See The Light Tonight | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 2 | 2 - Man In The Box? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 2 | 2 - Hit the Lights | RoyalRoadL | |
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Chad The Impaler | 1 | 1 - What It's Like When Worlds Collide | RoyalRoadL |