Chad The Impaler

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Think your life is tough? Try taking your dog for a walk in just a loincloth.

The instant he opened the chest that looked like it fell straight off the Game Of Thrones set, Chad's reality was turned upside down.

His home city has vanished, replaced by a strange fantasy world. Fantastical creatures chase him. His seven-pound Chihuahua, Slash, can speak and seems to enjoy using his potty mouth. And a game's AI is talking to him, or he's suddenly hearing voices. Neither is an attractive option.

When they discover they've been transported into a survivalist fantasy game, they realize the clock is ticking. Too much to do and not enough time to do it all. Gather resources, build a camp, fight fantasy creatures, and form alliances just to make it another day.

But there's no rest for the weary.

In the military, Chad saw enough violence and decided long ago that he was done with it. Darkworld has other plans. The game's AI seems to be pushing players to compete against and even kill one another in the ultimate game of survival. To make matters worse, game designers have allowed outsiders to pay to hunt players. Making a sport out of murder? In Darkworld, anything goes.

Chad and Slash find themselves confronting death at every turn.

In a world where even allies could become enemies, Chad is going to have to become what he doesn't want to be just to make it out of Darkworld alive.

This is a work in progress. Major editing will be done after the book is complete. Expect typos and imperfections--some of those make it into my 20+ books already out in the world. No one is perfect after all. My gratitude goes out to everyone willing to help me find these errors now. Since this is my first time publishing on Royal Road, I'll do my best to keep everyone updated as I progress. After this work is approved, and I upload the initial chapters, I will upload new chapters 2x per week. Thank you! - Paul

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Chad The Impaler is a litrpg/gamelit survivalist series. The first two books will be written in 2023. The series has heavy survivalist elements, inspired by games throughout my life that put characters in bare environments from which they had to gather resources, build camps, weapons, and even kingdoms. Stats and progression are part of the characters' journeys. The stats are part of the story, but those who don't care to read them will not lose out on the story. Humor is important. Even though these characters have had everything taken away from them and find themselves in a new, austere reality, there is always space for humor (because real life is serious and stressful enough, isn't it?). In any story between a man and his talking pup, expect guy humor galore.

Copyright © 2023Paul Sating

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.

Yes, the MC name is different on the cover from future chapters of the story (after early April), based on great feedback from RR readers. Thank you!

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Chad The Impaler 39 39 - Man With A Mission RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 38 38 - Fear Of The Dark RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 37 37 - Your Beast Of Burden RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 36 36 - Strangers In A Really Strange Land RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 35 35 - Hard Bargain RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 34 34 - Why Can't We Be Friends? RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 33 33 - Zombie RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 32 32 - Mostly The Good Die Young RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 31 31 - Snake Bite Love… Sorta RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 30 30 - Fight For Your Rights RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 29 29 - Been Caught Stealing RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 28 28 - Modern Caveman… And Dog RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 27 27 - Dude, Where's My House? RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 26 26 - Rattlesnake Shake RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 25 25 - Knock On Wood RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 24 24 - Free Bird RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 23 23 - The Price RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 22 22 - Here's To The Farmer RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 21 21 - Bat Outta Hell RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 20 20 - Blanket On The Ground RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 19 19 - How To Save A Life RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 18 18 – Survive RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 17 17 – Mountains RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 16 16 - Feel Like A Monster RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 15 15 - Into The Fire RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 14 14 - Wherever We May Roam RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 13 13 - No One Gets Out (A)Live RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 12 12 - Dilemmas RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 11 11 - Raspberry Berets RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 10 10 - Every Rose Has Their Thorn RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 9 9 - Learn To Fly RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 8 8 - Not So Home Sweet Home RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 8 8 - Redneck Games RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 7 7 - Play The Game Tonight RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 7 7 - Chase Like A Beast RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 6 6 - Games People Play RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 6 6 - Jump RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 5 5 - Not So Home Sweet Home RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 5 5 - Give The Dog A Bone RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 4 4 - Chase Like A Beast RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 4 4 - Man In The Box? RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 3 3 - Give The Dog A Bone RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 3 3 - See The Light Tonight RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 2 2 - Man In The Box? RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 2 2 - Hit the Lights RoyalRoadL
Chad The Impaler 1 1 - What It's Like When Worlds Collide RoyalRoadL