Almost every lover of fantasy will agree that dragons are just about the coolest creatures to ever exist anywhere; the power, the fire-breathing, flight; yeah, dragons are unarguably awesome.

Being reborn in the body of one though, not so much.

Especially not when you're reborn in a world where humans have at least three uses for every single part of a dragon, especially the testicles.

Dear God, there are way too many uses for dragon balls.

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FAIR WARNINGS:

• I am literally making this story up as I go.

• Prepare for cussing. Lots and lots of cussing.

But only from the MC.

• This story will earn that Slice of Life tag.

• Short chapters. I write them as inspiration strikes. Remember, making it up as I go.

• This is not an "MC stronk" kind of story.

In fact, if you can't stand stories where the protagonist ISN'T focused and smart and competent, and all those other good protagonist traits, then this might not be for you.

Here be a lazy, thoughtless, take-life-as-it-comes protag. Remember slice of life.